| jasoncastro |
 Posted: May 17, 2008 - 7:27pm |
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I, for one, am extremely glad that Mr. "Stage Dad from Hell" Archuleta has been banned.
Thanks for the info on this story.
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| David St Hubbins |
| Posted: May 17, 2008 - 7:45pm |
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Yeah that'd be a great ad- (AND...ACTION! GO DAVID!) "Hi, heh heh... I'm David, uh, Archuleta, and..gasp..heh...um...
(CUT! C'MON DAVID! LET'S GET THIS RIGHT SO WE CAN ALL GO HOME. ARCHULETA FORD F-150 AD, TAKE 39. AND... GO!)
"Um...Hi, I'm, uh, David, heh heh..."
(CUT! GOD DAMMIT, YOU FUCKING MIDGET! TAKE 40, AND... ACTION!)
Hi, I'm David Archuleta and... well... heh heh heh...gasp..."
(CUT! NEVER MIND. THAT'S A RAP PEOPLE!)
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| jman987654 |
| Posted: May 17, 2008 - 7:50pm |
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Someone needs to move to Utah and specialize in psychiatric care for Bullied Show-Biz Children... I think David is going to seriously need it before too much longer. I'm not at all surprised that he looks more and more like he's getting ready to crack from all the pressure, it probably explains whey he cried so much over seeing cheerleaders show up when he went home... because they get to have fun and be normal while HE prolly has to worry about being denied sustenance for forgetting lyrics or refusing to interject popular contemporary lyrics into the severely boring dreck he is forced to sing weeks after week. If ever there was candidate for the karmic justice of contracting some kind of horribly painful but ultimately non-life-threatening disease, I'd say that Jeff Archuleta fits the bill (but then again... so do Nigel and Simon and Simon and Randy and Paula and Ryan).
love, J-Mo :)
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| swab29 |
| Posted: May 17, 2008 - 7:55pm |
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Oh man i just saw a commercial for the Tuesday show. "Watch the final showdown with Double D!"
Wait what...?
Did they not realize what other thing in the universe uses that term? Yeah I cannot wait to check out Double D's on this tuesdays show, maybe it will be more interesting than Cook and Archuleta!
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| Mulishass |
| Posted: May 17, 2008 - 8:02pm |
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Swab29... AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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| CastorTroy |
| Posted: May 17, 2008 - 8:08pm |
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Maybe he can play a crash test dummy.
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| hyperVen5 |
| Posted: May 17, 2008 - 8:57pm |
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How about do a commercial about FATHER-SON bonding while taking a road trip in a car, then they argue, the get hit by a truck, but miraculously, only the car didn't get injured. The magic of Ford.
Kinda found it funny when they delivered the results in final 3 round, the stage parents were dramatizing the whole thing in their facial expressions.
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| peabody429 |
| Posted: May 18, 2008 - 4:59am |
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"Ummm, H-Hi!!! I'm Starchie! Gosh! Buy a.. gosh, buy a Ford, please? Daddy says I get a bigger cage and more water if you do. Gosh (lick, lick), that would be swell!
"Wanna hear me sing some Elvis? Daddy said it's ok, but I can't move my hips. Whatever that means."
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| Smartie |
| Posted: May 18, 2008 - 5:55am |
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I will never look at Sesame Street the same way.......
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| vikesrule |
| Posted: May 18, 2008 - 9:26am |
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Since the producers pick the winner, I'm sure they're torn. They need Archuleta to win so they can ensure the tweens that AI is for them. "Two 17 years olds in a row! Keep watching and make mommy and daddy watch too!!" will be their new marketing ploy. But they don't want daddy getting involved in his contract. So, do they go for the other David and try to sell his album as rock, well rock for people who think Josh Grobin rocks.
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