David Cook's New Tattoo

Posted by thefunnystone on August 10th, 2008 at 11:05 AM
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First Daughtry. Then Pocket Tool. Then the human canvas of pure waste that is Carly Smithson. Now this. Don't these people have any kind of barometer telling them they're putting hideous markings on their body? Haven't any of them seen good looking tattoos? They don't have to be this ugly. David... what were you thinking? Or drinking?

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LuckyBlackCat
Posted: August 10, 2008 - 2:11pm
Joined: 26 Jun 2007

One of the ugliest tattoos ever. It rivals anything in Cunty's collection. Nothing says DOUCHE like a fucking eye tattoo on your flabby forearm. I hope the tards have a good old fashioned meltdown over the creepy, bald, pasty, pudgy loser. He's well on his way to schlock rock tool.

magooschmooz
Posted: August 10, 2008 - 2:35pm
Joined: 05 May 2008

it could be worse, he could have gotten ink like ghetto whore fantasia.

mastersnap101
Posted: August 10, 2008 - 2:43pm
Joined: 01 Aug 2008

If he was going to have to have a tattoo, at least have one that's tasteful. I mean, come on, the eye looks like it had too much fun yesterday and it now has a nasty hangover. Yikes!

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supedupX
Posted: August 10, 2008 - 3:24pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

ugh, just another reason why I can't stand this fat, balding, pitchy, greaseball...

did anyone see the Olympics opening ceremony? Crook's annoying idol-produced song made it on the telecast. It's considered the inspirational song of the summer...shoot me now.

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Posted: August 10, 2008 - 3:37pm
Joined: 11 Mar 2007

Twice in my life I have wanted to get a tattoo. Once I wanted to get a star tattoo, and another time I wanted to get a music note tattoo.

Who thinks up these ugly ideas for tattoos? I would never put a stupid tattoo like that anywhere on my body.

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Ravenbomb
Posted: August 10, 2008 - 5:00pm
Joined: 27 Apr 2007

That thing is creepy. It reminds me of the end of the movie The Gate. Think I could sneak in a model rocket to an Idol show and launch it at Cook?

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melismaqueen
Posted: August 10, 2008 - 5:16pm
Joined: 26 Feb 2007

Is it Cuntwell's eye?

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Smartie
Posted: August 10, 2008 - 9:41pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Wrong colour.

 

That thing looks like something a 14 year old would do with Sharpies during a boring geometry class. 

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well im pissed off
Posted: August 11, 2008 - 6:39am
Joined: 07 Mar 2008

Okay, seriously, THAT is not a permanent tattoo, right? It cannot be real ink in his skin.

AshBender
Posted: August 11, 2008 - 7:44pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007

The evil eye? Third eye? Eye of Ra? Or some other mythological meaning eye? Still... ugliest wrist-eye tattoo I've seen yet.