Dancing With the Stars gave us a salsa dancing Clorky, so we must reward them with votes. Cloris called herself a skanky ho, but we call her perfection. Dial 1-800-VOTE4-08 and vote with as many fake accounts as you can create online here. Cloris got a 21, so we could eliminate one of the favorite couples if we vote enough, a true VFTW victory! Next week is old school hip-hop week. Did you hear that? Old school hip-hop week. Cloris and Corky must make it to that. It's our life's dream!
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Clorky's safe for another
Clorky's safe for another week!!!! And they're not even in the bottom two!!!! Another smashing VFTW victory!!!!
Clorky is safe! way to go
Clorky is safe! way to go worsters!
I voted all 8 times for her
I voted all 8 times for her online.
Never done this before but
Never done this before but I voted 80 times....actually people like Mickey Mousse and Clorkly Corkstein voted. :-)
Vote for Clorky! Cloris is a
Vote for Clorky! Cloris is a skanky ho AND she is older than Len! And that Corky is her perfect partner, I cannot see any of those younger dancers doing have as well if they were Cloris' partner.
Lance Bass or Susan Lucci, go home! Or anyone else other than our Clorky.
Cloris put the stank on that
Cloris put the stank on that dance...love her.
love dat skanky ho! and
love dat skanky ho! and Cloris, too...