Cloris Leachman Heads Home. What the Fuck?

Posted by thefunnystone on October 28th, 2008 at 7:28 PM
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You know what? We're going to be serious for a moment here. Fuck you, Dancing with the Stars. You entice us in with the glory that is Cloris Leachman. You wave it around, get us excited, then BAM! You take it away. Well fuck you and your show. This is the worst travesty in the history of the world. This is worse than the Holocaust and 9/11 combined. This is terrorism in its purest form, and what goes around comes around, you pen sniffing butt dumplings! The producers of this show need to get laid and get a LIFE!!!!! Like OMG, we cannot believe WTF happened. This show just likes to crush dreams because they are FUCKERS. SEE WHAT YOU DID????? I hope you die ten billion times by drowning in a pool of dog vomite. We have hired the Smith and Smith Law Firm to sue you until you don't have a quarter to call your mom with. THIS SHOW MAKES US WANT TO CUT OURSELVES!!! I bet the show is run by homersexuals who love to watch Brokeback Mountain while drinking spring water. FREAKS!!!! We are so mad at you we would like to strap bricks to your feet and throw you in a river. We will find a way to shut down your show with a virus that kills off everyone! I hate you butt humping rocks for brians jerks FOREVER. TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING UGLY DOG FACED ASS FAT ASSES!!! We will start our own show, Dancing With The Other Stars and we will SHUT.YOU.DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111oneoneonejuanjuan

Love,
VFTW

P.S. We are no longer watching your show. Susan Lucci is a concubine.

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smarterthanpickler
Posted: October 28, 2008 - 8:04pm
Joined: 08 Aug 2006

At least you weren't dramatic about it. lol

All joking aside, this show's dead to me. I'll have to live without seeing Warren Sapp and Susan Lucci doing ballroom.

F-You, ABC.

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sunshine8503
Posted: October 28, 2008 - 8:04pm
Joined: 15 Mar 2007

i totally agree!!!1111!!! CUNTY ANN IS SATAN and Susin Luchi suxs

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Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: October 28, 2008 - 8:05pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

I cried! They can't take away the only thing that made DWTS watchable. So now I won't watch it anymore.

P.S. May fleas from leprous camels infest the judge's armpits!

Harpy
Posted: October 28, 2008 - 8:11pm
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

LMAO.

See how much we love you Cloris? You turn us into angry tards <3

cynmac
Posted: October 28, 2008 - 8:19pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

I scored 140 votes for Clorky last night using DialIdol and I throughly enjoyed her performances.

Needless to say, I will no longer be watching either night. Who cares?

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Smartie
Posted: October 28, 2008 - 8:27pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

I only watched Clorky because this show is shit.

FUCK YOU ABC AND CARRIE THE CUM SLURPING WHORE JUDGE!

 

Clorky is too good for you amoebas.  

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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: October 28, 2008 - 9:00pm
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

We was robbed! Susan Lucci can't dance worth chit. Now the show has gone from a winner to a loser, not just a regular loser, but a Constantine loser.

Cloris will always be my dancing queen.

nonidol
Posted: October 28, 2008 - 9:00pm
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

I will MAKE a mirror ball trophy for Clorky! She IS the winner to me (I will stop watching..but, no matter)

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Looking forward to dream crushing

Analog_Kid
Posted: October 28, 2008 - 9:01pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

I hate to say I told you so. I find it hard to believe Cloris didn't garner enough votes this week to beat out a no-talent hack like Susan Lucci. I suspect ABC sent a few of Cloris' votes to the ol' memory hole to get this result. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. I actually take this show semi-seriously (more so than AI, that's for darn sure) and am not unhappy that she's out. Let's face it-- she can't dance a lick and her continued presence was making a mockery of the competition. And no, I don't compare her to Sanjaya Papaya because at least he had a modicum of singing ability. It also doesn't hurt my viewership that Julianne Hough is on the show. Man, I would give anything just to get a whiff of her. Talk about a delicious dish-- yowza!! I hope she gets well soon.

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Killjoy
Posted: October 28, 2008 - 9:02pm
Joined: 28 Oct 2008

Clorky is above DWTS. They deserve better than to be treated horribly by that show and the people involved with it. And do we really want them to win an award that is meant for people who aren't nearly as good as Clorky?

As sad as it is that we won't get to see another awesome performance from Clorky, at least we can let DWTS continue its usual death spiral towards the earth and know that the great ones won't be caught up in it.