2008 Whatevia Award Winners

You picked em. Here's the winners of the 2008 Whatevia Awards. (For the original nominees, click here).

1. Favorite Female VFTW Peformance: Kristy Lee Cook - Eight Days a Week

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance: Danny Noriega - Tainted Love

3. Favorite Group VFTW Performance: Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas - Jive

4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male: Josiah Leming

5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female: Amanda Overmyer

6. Worst Post AI Song: Katharine McPhee - I Know What Boys Like

7. Favorite Front Page News Story: The Lies of Carly Smithson

8. VFTW Moment of the Year: Paula Abdul judges a song that has yet to be sung

9. Favorite Message Board Thread: AI7 Crapfest Photochop Thread

10. Favorite Radio Show Moment: Amanda Overmyer does an interview

11. Favorite Photochop 

12. Favorite Video: TIE! To Dave (From Clorky) AND Vote for the Worst - A Tribute!

13. Favorite Troll Post: to the websmaster of this website

it pains me to come back here in your filthy website once again but i
must speak my mind. first of all i can't belive your message board of
hatred and evil still exists. bad things happen to bad people
likeyourself and i am a beliver in that. what have the idol contestants
done to you? have you no shame after all these years? stop being a
monster to these innocent people. these people are working extremely
hard to make it in the industry yet here you are in front of your
computer, making false accusations and creating lies to put these
contestants in the bad light, and rallying up your army of jobless
low-lifes to "VOTE FOR THE WORST". SHAME ON YOU. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU.
My two daughters have more class than all of you one thousand members
combined!!!!
secondly I am in total amazement that you would pick on a sweet girl
like Kristy and that young David. Stop villifying her for singing a
patriotic song. God Bless THe USA is one of the most beautiful songs
ever composed and she sung it with grace, heart, and patriotism. You
should admire her for that. Instead you proceed to do the most
UN-American thing by hating on her performance and her choice of song.
I am assuming majority ofthe posters here are Americans - probably
democrats - so I am filled with disgust and anger that in this great
country of ours I live with awful people that show no respect for their
country. AGAIN, SHAME ON YOU!!!
As for David he is young talented and deserves to go far. Your negative
attitudes towards David is just unbelieveable. you will not bring him
down. he will make it to the end and hopefully with Kristy. He will be
a successful recording artist unlike the rest ofyou. do something
productive in your lives and stop wasting it on a TV show that you
clearly hate. Once my daughters and I meet him in the tour this summer,
I will personally let him now and let his management know about your
website. It will be shutdown for good. Dont' believe? It will be gone
because YOUR WEBSITE IS A HATE SITE AND IT IS ILLEGAL ACCORDING TO THE
LAW. You are probably laughing now but in the end good always prevails.
THATS HOW I SEE IT. -Jeanne Smith

14. Favorite Piece of Hate Mail: I've ran your code through the W3C's markup validation service, and
they found 34 errors in your code that makes it non-valid XML 1.0
Transitional. Just thought you should know.
-Bradley

15. Favorite Avatar: Chile's designed by Smartie

16. Favorite Flame: RainbowVolcano vs. Blake Lewis

Looks like the record company finally came to their senses and got rid of their #1 FAILURE and LOSER.

LISTEN UP, LEWIS!!! THIS IS THE END OF THE ROAD FOR YOU!!! AND DON'T
YOU DARE HAVE THE NERVE TO SHOW YOUR FAT BLOATED FACE ON A MUSIC STAGE
ANYTIME SOON. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE AND HEAR YOU!! HEAD BACK TO THE
GUTTER WHERE YOU BELONG!!! YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FILTHY SCUMBAG WHITE
TRASH FAMILY!!! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HORRIFY THE WORLD SAYING YOU HAD
ANOTHER SINGLE COMING! THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE COMING TO YOU IS GETTING
YOUR NO-TALENT FATASS KICKED OUT OF THE MUSIC BUSINESS AND FOR GOOD!!!
THAT PILE-OF-SHIT CD OF YOURS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO GO IN THE BARGAIN
BIN!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH REAL MUSICIANS!!
YOU'RE A JOKE AS A SINGER AND WRITER AND THE JIG IS UP!!! AMERICA WILL
NEVER BUY ANYTHING FROM YOU!! NOW PIG, GO GET YOURSELF ANOTHER BUCKET
OF KFC CHICKEN AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!! IT'S TIME FOR SANJAYA,
WHO ACTUALLY HAS TALENT AND POTENTIAL, TO SHINE NOW THAT NASTY
RAT-INFESTED GARBAGE LIKE YOU HAS BEEN SWEEPED UP, BAGGED, TOSSED OUT
AND THROWN IN THE DIRTY DUMPSTER WHERE ALL TOTAL FAILURE REJECTS END
UP!!! GET USED TO THE STINK!!! YOU'LL BE SNIFFING IT FOR A LONG TIME!!!
IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU AND YOUR CAREER!! GOODBYE AND GOOD GOD, GOOD
RIDDANCE !! 

 

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Lint_Licker
Posted: December 17, 2008 - 10:18pm
Joined: 08 Mar 2008

Wow, KKKristy Lee pulled the upset on favorite VFTW performance. I was so sure it'd be "Carry On Wayward Son". Josiah and Chile were pretty much shoo-ins.

Jeanne Smith *squee*

Congrats to the winners. I will have to catch the show tomorrow.

Smartie
Posted: December 17, 2008 - 10:37pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

KKK richly deserves the win because it WAS the Worst performance! Chile was too good for the awards, this is like the Razzies.

Sorry, Kristy, but your murdering of the Beatles with a hootenanny hoedown was simply the worst performance of AI7. Bravo! 

 

Nice avatar, Chile! ;) 

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purpledarklighter
Posted: December 17, 2008 - 10:42pm
Joined: 19 May 2008

Congrats to all the winners! I mean whatevia.

Mugsy
Posted: December 17, 2008 - 11:11pm
Joined: 11 Jul 2008

Excellent awards show! I especially liked Jeff Archuleta's parenting tips. Congrats, Chile on sweeping the awards! And Danny--you finally got a richly-deserved award! Whatevia.

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Francisco.....that's fun to say.

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: December 19, 2008 - 6:50pm
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

Great show! I laughed, I cried...I ate a sandwich.

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: December 19, 2008 - 7:18pm
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

As this season ends I regress and reminisce the trajedy that was American Idol season 7.

Funny AI 7 vid I

I had to go back and look at all the great vids by Padackles....*wipes tear.

Funny AI 7 vid II

sigh