Danny Gokey Fans Want to Kill Us With Kindness (And Bad Spelling)

Posted by thefunnystone on July 5th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
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Poor disilusioned Danny Gokey fans (we know, some people are really stupid) have had enough of everyone in the world talking bad about Danny. Instead of realizing that when a majority of people think something it might be true, the Gokey fans are starting a campaign to go around the internet and post nice things about Danny the douche where negativity is being spread. So far, none of them have come to the biggest site that ridicules Gokey (aka here). But as always, it gives us plenty of comments to laugh about.

Let the cry go out! We can't take this anymore. WE ARE GOKEY! (rawr). Who shall we spam first?


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE CAN'T ALOOW IT I WAS MEMBE RTHERE UNTIL THEY STARTED THIS H8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T ALOW IS PLZ!!!! PLZ WE CAN'T ALLLOW DANNY'S NAME 2 B USED SO BADLY LIKE THIS... PLZ SRY IM LIKE...CRYING.....


FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT. NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT! HE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR GOKEY

So apparently Danny Gokey is a douche and his fans are morons. Wait, that's not news.

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Sailor Gokey? How much crack are these losers smoking?


I love tard tears.



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					Posted: July 5, 2009 - 5:03pm
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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I like the second one. Since there is absolutely no fantarding "aloowed," they have no choice but to remain on scaryboards and can use as many exclamation points as they want.

I also like the fact that it's practically a tard meltdown. Those are funny, man. REAL funny.



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that sailor moon one was too much hahahaha



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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Sorry to break your fun, but ontd_ai was probably behind that comment. They've been trolling the site for the lulz way before you found it.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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					Posted: July 5, 2009 - 10:17pm
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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This has ruined Sailor Moon for me forever.



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It may not be news, but it's always fun to poke at a tard.  :lbf



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EPIC VFTW FAIL


http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_ai/948050.html?page=1#comments


disilusioned wtf fail again



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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Definitely comments from the AI ONTD offshoot.  However, good job to them because they're not that far off from what actual Gokey fans would say.



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"So far, none of them have come to the biggest site that ridicules Gokey (aka here)."


Um...hello? *Waves*


Personally, I don't understand why Danny fans are letting all this negativity get to them.  There will always be haters--no matter what--and that doesn't just go for American Idol; it goes for bands, actors, you name it.  


People can say whatever they want about Danny: "He's a douche.  He pimps his dead wife for money.  He collects the cash  people donate to his foundation just to get rich and sell himself.  He is smug.  He is a devil worshipper.  Blabbiy blah blah blah."


Those are just stupid, lame, useless words that will never faze him or change how I feel about him as a person or a singer.  YOU VFTW dorks are the morons, not us.  Also, those comments were most likely posted by younger fans, possibly children, who have not yet grasped the concept of proper spelling.  I can easily copy and paste a bunch of hilariously mispelled comments posted by Glamtards (and believe me, there are *lots* of them). 


"But as always, it gives us plenty of comments to laugh about."


Correction: "But, as always, these immature sludgeballs of VFTW give us plenty to laugh about."


Couldn't have put it better myself, thefunnystone! :D



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I knew pink ride would comment. Hahaha. Whatever you say sucker!



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		





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