Bad Singing Show #6: Miami
Miami Auditions- pOts and pAns BlitChes fcUk wId It!!! (and Julie Dubela Rocks My Socks)
It’s time for Miami Vice. As if Idol wasn’t desperate enough, they resort to lame parody sequences to pass the time. Just get on with it already, Idol. Paula wasn’t drunk enough and Miami wasn’t interesting enough. Even though Ryan tells us that “Paula arrived in good spirits”, I wanted to hear “Paula arrived with good spirits. Lots of them. Tons of bottles.” Get it right next time, Seacrest. Because Omaha was awesome. And Miami was subpar. Even if Simon calls Paula “slutty.”
Vote for the Worst Radio Discusses the Top 24 of American Idol 7
Tune in Wednesday, January 30 at 10 PM Eastern (9 PM Central) to listen to Dave and Insane discuss the top 24 of American Idol 7. Not sure who they are? Not sure who gets cut? Not sure how to make fun of your least favorite contestant? Let us be your guide! If you want to share your feelings, call us at (646) 716-9362 during the show to chat live. To listen to the show, check back an hour beforehand for a Listen Live link in this post.
Bad Singing Show #5: Omaha
Howdy Class,
I have to say this was a pretty good episode. One hour. Plenty of crazies. Simon had some good one-liners. Seacrest gets his ass kicked by a couple of girls. Paula is completely drunk. Randy makes a bunch of hypocritical comments about singing that will come back to bite him... complements of yours truly. Also, since we know who the final 24 are I don’t have to waste time talking about Gold Ticket wannabes. And best of all, the one guy on the show that makes it to the Finals is a crappy-singing tool bith a stupid haircut who has Votefortheworst written all over him.
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VFTWer David Cook- Does he have Sanjaya potential?
Omaha Auditions- Paula's Drunken Display and Omaha's Got The Gays!
Finally this season Idol lives up to its promise: Paula Abdul is fucked up beyond belief and can barely slur out two sentences! This is why I started watching the show and this is why I’ll still watch it even though it blows. Paula, your Vicodin and vodka induced stupor makes it all worth it. Some chick says Omaha is not that exciting. She’s right, but at least Paula slurs it up. Also, who knew like half of Omaha was homosexual? I didn’t until this episode. Strut your stuff, Omaha! It turns out that Nebraska is the gayest Idol audition city ever, and I’m loving it.
AOL Presents VFTW's Top 10 Biggest Idol Flops!
Check it out. VFTW has partnered with AOL to bring you the top 10 biggest career flops after Idol. Who will be #1? Read it to find out!
The Carly Smithson Plot Thickens... Should She Be Disqualified for Working with Randy Jackson in the Past?
The Carly Smithson plant debacle grows stronger by the day. We've done our research to find out something very interesting. Carly was signed to MCA records during the same time period that Randy Jackson was the senior vice president of A&R. Carly was at MCA in 1999. Randy started at MCA in 1998 and was there for 4 years. Should this mean an automatic disqualification for Carly? We think so! An American Idol wikipedia entry says that Thomas Lowe was disqualified last year " because it was publicized that he had been signed to BMG while Cowell was at the label, which is against Idol rules." If it is, we demand that Carly be disqualified. If it isn't against the rules, that's some shady, shady stuff going on. This plant definitely made it to the top 24 based on a prior connection with Randy, which should be completely unfair.
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-Ladarius
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-CJ
Howdy Class,
Well, you knew after the triumphant Paula performance in Omaha that it would be a bit of a let down today. Sure Paula was mostly incoherent. And istead of listening to Simon at one point she put her fingers in her ears and went “la-la-la-la” for 20 minutes. But that’s just normal Paula, not chemically enhanced.
What I find fascinating about American Idol is that they’re more than willing to ridicule their superstar nut job just as much as the next William Hung-a-be. The editors took glee inserting every single Paula antic into the show, and we were rewarded for it. Thank you Editors.
Also we see a few Hollywood Finalists, so we get to Grade their VFTW potential.
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