Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis Performs the Worst Version of Thriller Ever
Dino-Mech = The Most Awesome Band Ever
Blake Lewis was set to play a show with a band called Dino-Mech. Dino-Mech made the poster on the left to promote the show, and we love it. Then Blake Lewis's tour handlers (read: Blake's dad) was mad about it and had Dino-Mech removed from the tour. The Free Times reports that band member Ryan Hurley says, "“we were informed by a friendly member of the New Brookland Tavern staff that Blake Lewis (who remained a recluse in his tour bus the entire day) had personally requested to his management that we not be allowed to play because he felt that our flyers were mocking him." They do mock him because he sucks and no one likes him. We like this band. Let's get them on our radio show!
You know you're washed up when...
...singing with Aaron Carter seems like a good career move. Seriously, dude. It's over. The only step down from Aaron Carter is Soulja Boy.
Pocket Tool Sings "America The Beautiful"
Well, the "I'm not talented but I can be patriotic" thing worked for Kristy Lee Cook... It's as if Blake is trying to embarrass himself more and more each time YouTube videos are posted of him. Dude, you're an idiot.
This is the worst thing to happen to music ever
Blake Lewis - I Wasn't Dropped
Pocket Tool makes no sense after being embarrassed publicly for being a... pocket tool. "I wasn't dropped... my contract was done with them and they didn't option me for another record." Dude, that's the same thing. This website doesn't vote for the worst. We just pick up the phone and dial for the people that may not be the best. *slaps forehead*
Good Decisions Happen Every Day
We hear Blake Lewis was dropped by his record label, Arista Records. Who didn't see that one coming? Too bad, not so sad. Maybe his "brutal honesty" will work better at his next job working the register at Burger King. Sanjaya Victory!
Blake "Pocket Tool" Lewis Insults VFTW Favorite Sanjaya
Not funny. Not smart. Just pathetic and disappointing. Like Blake Lewis's album sales.
Dude. Give up already. You are terrible. And not in a fun VFTW way. In a sad, sad way.