Cloris Leachman
Dancing With the Stars - Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas in the TOP 7! We did it!
Clorky's in the top 7! Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas survive against all odds. Take a look at them now, because Vote for the Worst got them into the top 7. Hell yes! They get to do an old school hip hop routine next week and we get to keep watching and enjoying ourselves. And Cloris gets to mess with the idiot female host again. Toni Braxton went home, so hit the freeway and make room for the real stars. This is a true victory that someone so popular could go home and Clorky could stay.
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The Old Girl Can Still Turn a Trick - Vote for Cloris the Skanky Ho!
Dancing With the Stars gave us a salsa dancing Clorky, so we must reward them with votes. Cloris called herself a skanky ho, but we call her perfection. Dial 1-800-VOTE4-08 and vote with as many fake accounts as you can create online here. Cloris got a 21, so we could eliminate one of the favorite couples if we vote enough, a true VFTW victory! Next week is old school hip-hop week. Did you hear that? Old school hip-hop week. Cloris and Corky must make it to that. It's our life's dream!
Clorky Victory! Cloris in the Bottom 2, but still in it!
SWEET! Another VFTW victory! Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas are still on Dancing with the Stars, despite being in the bottom 2. That means VFTW's votes saved them, because we are awesome. And the boring Rocco whatever and that other stupid one are gone. Yay! This makes 5 couples that Clorky has outlasted, including that loser Maksim that said that Clorky would be kicked out soon. Clorky isn't going anywhere, they will win, and we will carry them to that win. It's a glorious day and yet another VFTW victory. Thanks to everyone who voted. Now that the cannon fodder is gone, we'll need even more help next week to help Clorky advance once more.
Cloris Leachman is This Year's Rose Parade Grand Marshall
Cloris Leachman, who has been wowing everyone with her hilarious time on Dancing with the Stars, has just been named the Rose Parade's Grand Marshall for this year. She says she's happy to be leading a parade that's older than she is. Cloris, you loveable treasure, we hope your DWTS stint leads to even better things too. You've captured our hearts and deserve a nice big comeback!
Clorky EXTREMELY Safe! Massive VFTW Victory!
While Clorky may have gotten the lowest judges' score last night, and always will, VFTW's power was enough to pull off another miracle tonight as Clorky is SAFE! And we didn't even have to pull on our hair, or wigs, too long as Clorky was one of the first couples named SAFE! After pulling off her wig last night, what will Cloris pull off next week? Part of one tingles with VFTW excitement, while the other part's paralyzed by fear, but because of votefortheworst.com, we're going to find out!
Go Clorky!
Vote For Clorky at 800-868-3408...HOLY SHIT!
Clorky has just given one of the greatest VFTW performances EVER! Along with bringing all their VFTW zaniness back by smelling her partner's ass and using him as a walker, Cloris also brought the answer to the ponyhawk by ripping her wig off! She is a true VFTW Legend! We must vote for her like never before at 800-868-3408 and online right here.
Cloris and Corky are SAFE into the top 10! VFTW VICTORY!
Clorky is safe. Our votes helped keep them safe on Dancing With the Stars and that's a gigantic VFTW victory! Woo hoo. Everyone do the safety dance!
Clorky Does the Paso Doble
Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas do the Paso Doble from the 9/29 show. And of course, they outshine everyone else on the show. Will they be safe tonight? Only if you voted enough, bitches!