Joanna Pacitti
Joanna Pacitti Doesn't Realize Her Third 15 Minutes Are Over
Joanna Pacitti thinks people still care about her. Well, at least we can mock her for that. When asked by Access Hollywood if the producers of Idol knew she was friends with big wigs on their staff, Joplanta replied, "I’m not really sure,” she said, “I was kind of like focusing on the music. So I kind of didn’t get involved in all the business stuff.” Of course. You were so focused on forgetting your words that you didn't concern yourself with breaking contract because your friends got you a spot on the show. Makes sense. Good thing VFTW and other news sources concerned ourselves, because now you're gone. Joplanta also says record labels are interested in her. She failed to mention it was due to the fact that their staff rooms needed coasters, and she has plenty of copies of This Crazy Life left.
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Joanna Pacitti Naked With Boyfriend
We have decided to take down the picture of Joanna and her boyfriend naked because we got this scary, grammatically perfect letter from this dude. We don't own the picture, so sure we'll take it down, but we also want to share the letter for your enjoyment. Too bad the guy didn't want the extra hits to his website from ours. Ah well!
my name is ute ville, i'm a photographer in los angeles,
you took a picture of joanna pacitti and her boyfriend from my website and placed it on your website,
i want you to take this picture down asap or i will contact my loyer,
ute ville
We apologize to you and your loyer.
Joanna Pacitti Even Fails In a Bikini
The New York Post found pictures of American Idol failure Joanna Pacitti in her bikini. The pictures were apparently taken for a Brazillian bikini line last October... which is after she tried out for American Idol and complained how she never gets a chance. And just like everything Joanna has done, these pictures are lame. So now she's stealing Bikini Girl and Casey Carlson's shticks? This won't buy her any more fame, it'll just make a few 7th graders excited.
Joanna Pacitti Out / Felicia Barton In
It's a hard knock life for an annoying sequoia. Hot damn, Joanna Pacitti has been disqualified from American Idol! Our work has finally paid off!
It has been determined that Joanna Pacitti is ineligible to continue in the competition. AMERICAN IDOL contestant Felicia Barton has replaced Ms. Pacitti as part of the Top 36, L.A. Times reports.
A source close to the show now tells us that Pacitti was disqualified to "avoid the appearance of impropriety." (meaning they got caught planting her... the other plants haven't been caught yet and stay on the show)
In the past week, tabloids had been reporting on a private relationship between Pacitti and executives of 19 Management - one of the companies which oversees Idol.
How awesome is this? We finally helped get one of the plants kicked to the curb and someone like Felicia who actually deserves a shot is given one. Win win all around. VFTW Victory!
Last.fm is Giving Away Joanna Pacitti's Album for Free
Even Carly Smithson got 30 cents for her album! Geffen Records knows a loser when they see it, and they're giving away Joanna Pacitti's album for free on Last.fm. You have to be registered, then scroll down to the Top Tracks and see all of the free downloads. Though we don't recommend getting the album. We haven't listened to it, but come on, it's probably boring and she probably forgets half of the words on it. Epic fail!
Want To Know What Failed Pop Star Joanna Pacitti Was Singing During Hollywood Week?
Joplanta's performance was one of the worst ever in Hollywood, yet she got through anyway. Did she forget the words? No, of course not. Here is what she actually sang. Thanks, Insane!
Joanna Pacitti's Boyfriend Sings Kara DioGuardi Songs
In this interview, Joanna Pacitti's boyfriend, Mark Ballas, talks about his band, Ballas Hough Band. He also says that a song called "Do It For You" on their new album was written by none other than Kara DioGuardi. Seriously, that means Joanna has even more recent ties with Kara. Just disqualify her already.
The Real Deal on Joanna Pacitti
In case you're just joining us, you may not know much about AI superplant Joanna Pacitti, who will be appearing in tonight's Louisville audition episode of American Idol. Here is a quick summary so you can catch up and understand why she's worse than Carly Smithson and does not belong on the show.
Joanna appeared on Broadway at the age of 12 as Annie, but was replaced, causing her mother to sue. This made national headlines. Then at the age of 16, Joanna was signed by Ron Fair (the man who found Christian Aguilera and Vanessa Carlton) to a record deal with A&M Records. She then had her song "Watch Me Shine" featured in the movie Legally Blonde, her song "Fall" in First Daughter, her song "Pretty Much Amazing" in the Nancy Drew movie, and her song "Out From Under" featured on the Bratz Movie Soundtrack (Britney Spears would later go on to cover "Out From Under" on her latest album, Circus). Along the way she trasitioned to Geffen Records where she released a single, "Let It Slide" (above), and an album in the summer of 2006. Joanna went on a press tour and performed for companies such as Walmart. She was soon dropped when her album failed. Currently she is dating Mark Ballas of Dancing With the Stars fame, and has angered many Sabrina Bryan fans who accuse Joanna of stealing her man. Joanna also may have gotten her spot on Idol by being friends with 19 Entertainment's (the company behind Idol) VP of Music and TV Publicity Roger Widynowski. Joanna also once stated that, "[fame is] handed to people way too easily. I’d rather have my experience than overnight success"... yet then tried out for American Idol. You be the judge. Does she deserve yet another chance after having so many opportunities?