Lakisha Jones

VFTW started off with a bang during season 6 of American Idol when we selected Antonella Barba and Sundance Head as our first two picks. Almost immediately, racy pictures of Antonella surfaced, causing a public outcry and a flood of support. Eventually, pictures appeared with an Antonella lookalike performing oral sex, and VFTW was the first website to prove that these pictures were without a doubt fake. After lasting 3 weeks longer than anyone expected, our porcelain princess and the big guy were voted out. We then selected Sanjaya Malakar as our pick, and what a whirlwind that caused!

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Some of the things people enjoyed the most about this season of VFTW were the hilarious caricatures of our 6 picks, done by artist Laura Hawbaker. Well, we're auctioning the original caricatures off on eBay, so you can own a piece of VFTW history. Only one copy of each caricature was made, so when they're gone, that's it. Make sure to bid on your favorites today, the auctions will run for one week. Each caricature is signed by the artist.
Sanjaya Malakar Caricature
Blake Lewis Caricature
Antonella Barba Caricature
Phil Stacey Caricature
Sundance Head Caricature
LaKisha Jones Caricature

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Looks like it. From the Stern site, posted earlier today:

"Has Howard 100 News finally uncovered proof that American Idol is fixed? An insider at the hit FOX show tells reporter Steve Langford that Lakisha Jones will go home tonight. Howard 100 News received this information on Tuesday evening, before America even voted on the four finalists. Our information from the source inside Idol cites travel arrangements already made for Lakisha Jones, and none of the other contestants."

Interesting! We'll keep you updated as Stern and friends do more research. Let's see what they can dig up. If they get any more info about the show being fixed, you know we'll let you know first. We really hope he digs up some good stuff because this could be the one thing that makes the show interesting before we all fall into comas.

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It was worth a shot. And it was 99 to 1. But hey, we tried! Now the show is going to be even more boring without our precious LaKisha. I mean who is going to entertain us? No Neck? Wookie? Spazzy McBeatbox? Worst.Season.Ever. Though we at least heard about a new band show that we can vote for. So if you're in a sucky band, please try out for us, it'll be fun! What will vote for the worst do next? Retire for the season? Vote for Blake? Take away Paula's medication? Check back to see! And if you want to spell some words wrong and write us hate mail about how we couldn't save LaKisha, please do. Thanks to everyone who put in votes for KiKi, she made us proud! The only good thing about this season is that it sucks so bad that less people will watch next year, so VFTW will have a greater impact ;-)

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KiKi needs our help after her oddly hypnotic bastardization of Staying Alive and the incredibly off key ending to Run to Me. Can we help? We still love her, so of course we'll try. Don't listen to the judges, LaKisha must stick around, and one of the other 3 must go home. Call 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 1-866-IDOLS-07 for 2 full hours or text VOTE to 5703. Remember, a shocking Melinda or Jordin boot (or even a Blake boot) could revitalize the season with the shot it needs to keep it interesting. We're not stupid, we know LaKisha is very likely going home, but we must try! So vote!

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USA Today broke the song spoilers for the week. This week, our KiKi is singing Run to Me and Staying Alive. Seriously. We love it so much. So if we want LaKisha to stay alive in the competition, we're gonna have to vote overtime. This is hopegfully going to be a great week for our favorite baby mama.

Other spoilers-
Blake: You Should Be Dancing and This Is Where I Came In
Jordin: Woman in Love and To Love Somebody
Melinda: Love You Inside and Out, and How Can You Mend A Broken Heart

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KiKi's no fool. LaKisha knows she's on the outs this week and that the producers want nothing more than for her to go home. So she's pleading for votes, inluding asking Sanjaya's entire fan base (us) to vote for her. Relax, KiKi, we're voting for you! We don't know if it'll be enough, but we sure will try. Everyone make sure to vote this week, because Jordin, Melinda, or Blake going home would produce hilarious results.

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It's no secret that this is the worst season of American Idol ever. It's so predictable and boring. And we've had no shocker boots! Can this season be saved? The only way to save it is to support LaKisha Jones in the final 4. Everyone expects her to go home this week because of her subpar performances, leaving producer favorites Melinda, Jordin, and Blake in the final 3. But what if that didn't happen? What if LaKisha stuck around and a favorite went home?

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