Lil Rounds
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American Ethnic Cleansing Names Its Top 5
Oh hell no. Lil Rounds is gone, and the bottom 3 are the non-white contestants. AMERICA IS RACIST! And God said let there be light... skinned people. America puts on its KKK hood and eliminates the 2 darker skinned contestants. The judges save the white guy and let the others go home. Now we're stuck with 4 white dudes and a 40 year old red head. America, what have you done? Listen to the radio show at 10 PM Eastern and help us decide who's next.
Mystery Solved: What Did the Audience Yell after Lil Rounds Performed Last Night?
Last night, after Lil Rounds performed and the judges ripped her apart, someone yelled something from the audience. Whitney Pastorek at EW wrote in her recap that it was someone from the Rounds clan yelling, "Karaoke don't sound like that!" We love the VFTW families, they're always sassing the judges and telling them off. First Megan's brother, then Lil's family. We love you, Lil's family. Also a big shoutout to Lil's mom. Her eye rolls and boisterous behavior last night were definitely a fitting response to the judges' stupid critiques. Lil's mom is awesome, and we can only hope we get to see her again next week if Lil survives.
DialIdol Adjusts Lil Rounds' Standings in This Week's Rankings
The folks over at DialIdol predict who might go home each week based on busy signals for each contestant. A busy signal means a large number of people are calling, thus they are probably receiving more votes than others. This week some errors happened with Lil's voting, catapulting her into the #1 spot on DialIdol. But some adjustments were made due to the fact that some of Lil's voters seemed to get an incredibly high number of busy signals that wouldn't make much sense. That led to a revised chart (pictured: left) that now has Lil in the second position. Lil is still in danger of course due to margin of error, but we wanted to let you know that an adjustment had been made. Cross your fingers for Lil!
Vote for Lil Rounds, 1-866-436-5701
Lil needs our help BIG time because Simon told her that she is definitely going home. That's our cue! So call 1-866-436-5701 as much as you can. We can't let her stay on the show be a lil one. Think of it this way. Everyone thinks Lil is gone. If she stays, people will be PISSED. We will get tons of hate mail. The audience will boo. People will throw their TVs out the windows. Anyone else going home will make the judges and viewers angry. Use that as your fuel to vote vote vote! This is going to be one of the hardest weeks for Worsters to accomplish our goal, but if we all vote as much as we can, we have a chance of producing a classic results show tomorrow. Remember 1-866-436-5701. And send messages to all of your friends. The more the better. Twitter 'em. Facebook 'em. Do what you need to do to save Lil.
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Lil Survives in the Bottom 2! Matt Giraud is Saved
Lil Rounds was in the bottom 2 and survived! Looks like the extra VFTW votes made all the difference this week. But Matt Giraud was also saved, which wasn't that much of a shock, since the judges seem to shit themselves over him for no good reason. But at least we kept Lil out of the bottom, because they sure would not have saved her. This still kind of sucks though, because there's very very lil chance that Lil will get past TWO eliminations next week. We're gonna have to vote our big, fat behinds off. So we can celebrate this week, but it's gonna be a tough sell for America next week. Get your dialing fingers ready, blitches!
Lil, for disco week you MUST sing "Shake You Booty" or "Shake Your Groove Thing." Come on now. Do it!
Vote for Lil Rounds, the VFTW Rose! 1-866-436-5707
Lil got the pimp spot tonight, and boy did she do everything she could to make that a moot point. So vote! 1-866-436-5707. From singing off key to picking one of the most overdone karaoke songs ever to doing it "gospel" style, Lil definitely infuriated Simon with her choices. And when he called her out on being terrible, she talked back. You go, Lil. Nice work! Keep it up, because we need to see that fiery side so everyone will support you more. Lil could easily go home, but we could also easily see Kris, Anoop, or Matt take a hike as well. So let's keep Simon's least favorite contestant in for yet another week so she can talk back again next week, pick another really bad song, and overall make everyone feel uncomfortable.
Note to Lil: Here's some advice. You've become boring to the average watcher. That's why VFTW is supporting you, everyone else doesn't like you. What you need to do is pick something completely ridiculous next week if you're still around. Seriously. Pick something silly, stupid, fun, and just go for it a camp it up Megan style. If you want to be remembered, that's the way to do it. We'll support you either way. But think about it this way: Do you want to go home singing a boring song or go down in a giant ball of flames? Flames are fun.
Vote for the Worst Encourages You to Vote for Lil Rounds
Now here's a pick we can all get behind! The judges rip into Lil every week, saying she picks the wrong song and is terrible, and they're just waiting for her to show her amazing voice. We're 6 weeks into the finals, we haven't seen it yet, so it ain't gonna happen. But if a miracle does occur, we reserve the right to switch up our pick. Lil is universally the most hated by obsessive tweens, she continually looks angrier and angrier each week at the judges' critiques to the point where she may hurt them (yes, please!), she's easily the worst singer left by a mile, and did we mention she has a gigantic badonkadonk? Lil has done absolutely nothing to deserve a top 7 spot, so we want to make sure she does even less to deserve a spot in the top 6, preferably by taking out someone good. Hopefully Lil will put on the Worster spirit and do something to make us love her this week. Some tips: Talking back is always good. Also, singing songs with synonyms for "butt" will also do. If Lil sticks around, and anyone else goes (even Anoop), people will be furious. And that's what VFTW is about. Making the judges, producers, and audience furious. Don't just vote a lil. Vote lots!
Kris Allen ● Tatiana Del Toro ● Kara DioGuardi ● Normund Gentle ● Matt Giraud ● Danny Gokey ● Megan Joy ● Scott MacIntyre ● Lil Rounds ● Ryan Seacrest