Michael Castro

Michael Castro Saw the Judges Today in Dallas

Posted by thefunnystone on August 25th, 2009 at 5:37 PM

Michael Castro can be seen in this Fox Dallas/Fort Worth video at 1:15 seeing the judges again this year. Well, either we'll get to laugh at him failing again or we'll have someone to root against by default.

UPDATE: Michael Castro made it to Hollywood. Humiliation, here he comes.


Oh HELL No Part 2... Michael Castro Advances to the Next Round

Posted by thefunnystone on June 27th, 2009 at 8:35 AM

Beasty Cash-Ho's money hungry family is back, and like cockroaches, they just don't die. Michael Castro tried out at the Dallas American Idol 9 auditions and he made it to the next round. Hopefully this is just so the producers can fuck with him and not let him through to Hollywood.

Jamar Rogers AND Michael Castro advancing? Idol may be trying to kill off their own show this year through douchebaggery. Could be interesting.


Michael Castro is a Cage Fighter

Posted by thefunnystone on January 19th, 2009 at 8:42 AM

Or at least he did it once. Here is a video of Michael enjoying the homoerotic sport of cage fighting. If only he wasn't so hideous to look at...


Pathetic Castro Family is Hawking Michael Castro Posters on Jason's Site

Posted by thefunnystone on January 15th, 2009 at 5:58 PM

Since Beasty Cash-Ho probably needs a new laptop, the Castro family is already hawking Michael Castro posters on Jason Castro's website. This is a desperate move for attention since Michael gets the axe in Hollywood and no one will care about him in less than a month. By the way, don't order the posters. The fools who ordered Jason's merchandise last year were treated to a letter full of typos (it said Jason was on Idol in 2007) if they even got the merchandise at all. Don't support the money hungry family.


The Dictionary of the Plants of American Idol 8... So Far

Posted by thefunnystone on January 13th, 2009 at 6:27 AM

For those of you joining us for today’s season premiere of American Idol, let us catch you up. We’ve been doing our research for the past few months to bring you the skinny on the plants of American Idol 8. Here’s a who’s who of the usual suspects who will be competing for your votes this year, along with some wilted plants who didn’t make it. Use this like a scorecard so you can check off the forest as the plants appear on the show.

Plants Who Are in the Top 50

Name: Brent Keith Smith
Audition City: Unknown
Why He’s a Plant: He’s already came in sixth place on Nashville Star 2, had music videos played on CMT, and sang the theme song to the movie Dale. That’s a super plant if you ask us.

 


We can all rest easy...

Posted by thefunnystone on November 25th, 2008 at 2:04 PM

Rumor has it that Michael Castro (Jason's little brother) was apparently sent home during the second Hollywood cut. Rumor also has it that he sucked horribly. Poor Beasty doesn't have another cash cow to milk now, she'll have to completely rely on Jason to get the family free computers and trips.


American Idol 8 Hollywood Partial List Spoilers

Posted by thefunnystone on November 22nd, 2008 at 7:41 AM

The Hollywood week just took place for American Idol 8, and we're digging up information as we speak. Thanks to JoesPlace, we have a partial list of contestants who made it to Hollywood. Check out some of the people who made it to at least Hollywood that we may love (or love to hate) this year. If you know anything about these contestants, please let us know and we'll make sure to keep the information anonymous:


Another Castro Sibling Whores Himself Out

Posted by thefunnystone on October 8th, 2008 at 1:02 PM

Oh Lord... the Cash-Ho family is trying to cash in on another kid. This time Jason is there to support Michael Castro as he makes it to the judges round in Kansas City. Seriously, can someone exterminate the Dreadheads before we have to deal with another person from this family greedily asking for money and gifts? Also, we already hate the tattoed girl from Salt Lake City that Simon is already pimping.