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Ryan Seacrest's Stalker Arrested
Ryan seacrest's alleged stalker, Chidi Uzomah, was arrested yesterday inside the E! building. Uzomah had a knife and requested to talk with Ryan. Uzomah has in the past assaulted Ryan's security guard and shown up at the radio station where Ryan works. He's now being held in prison on a charge of felony stalking. Ryan has been granted a temporary restraining order. So we guess it's not just the Idols who have creepy stalkers. Remember kids, no matter how much you don't like someone, don't stalk them. Get a life.
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Nigel Lythgoe Perpetuated the Lame Gay Jokes on American Idol
Coming as no surprise to us, Celebitchy says that the lame and offensive gay jokes that Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell spouted on seasons of Idol were encouraged by ex-producer Nigel Lythgoe who found them "hilarious." With Ellen DeGeneres coming on board as a judge, current producer Simon Fuller has told the two lame guys to cut out the gay jokes. Is anyone surprised that the 7 seasons of Simon Cowell telling male contestants to put on dresses and mocking Ryan were perpetuated by Nigel? It took Nigel leaving the show to have the first sort of openly gay contestant do well without jokes being made. Nigel's homophobic tendencies have been documented before, so we hope he's having fun on his Dance show. Because gay guys clearly stay out of dancing, so he's home free.
Sparkle Cows Threaten to Murder a Guy Because Adam Lambert's Song Didn't Premiere
Ryan Seacrest's producer Sadao Turner had tweeted that Adam Lambert's upcoming song "Time For Miracles" was going to be in the preview for the movie 2012 that premiered last night. Well, wisely, the song was left out of the preview. But this made the Sparkle Cows (Adam's fat, glitter wearing fans) angry. Some of the angry frauen took to Twitter to entertain us:
BabyLambSkank OMG @adamlambert his song was NOT on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so MAD!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
LiveLoveLambert @adamlambert im in tears right now adam! i was looking forward to your music. omg..i have such a bad stomache now. but ik its not your fault
TuMadre4Real @SadaoTurner you just crushed my hopes and dreams, EVERYTHING IS A LIE. fuck you 2012 preview, FUCK YOU! #IWANTMYTFM
Then, it turns to death threats:
Richelle177 @SadaoTurner dont think U will live till the end of this year,better start packin ur shit!
HotStickiBunz82 IF THIS SHIT DOES NOT GO DOWN WITH ADAM LAMBERT SINGING THERE WILL BE HYMN SINGING AND FLOWER BRINGING AT SONY STUDIOS!!!
cherylagogo LOL POOR DUDE, A GLAMBERT JUST TWEETED THIS TO THE SADAOTURNER GUY: "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF I WERE YOU I WOUDN'T SLEEP. :D"
Really, people? The song is going to be awful. Save yourself the embarrassment and go on a diet.
Ryan Seacrest Stands on a Box To Make Up for Lack of Height
JustJared has pictures of Ryan Seacrest standing on a box while filming a segment for E! in Boston over the weekend. The guy's tiny, but standing on a box is a pretty old school way to make someone look taller. But hey, if it works... Now we just need clothing that doesn't make Kara DioGuardi look trashy, a vocabulary that doesn't make Randy Jackson sound unintelligent, and cigarettes that don't make Simon Cowell smell like a cheap British ashtray and the Idol world will be at peace (the Paula Abdul liquor jokes are too easy).
By the way, in case you're wondering, Ryan is about 5'7". He says he's 5'9" but he's a liar. A short, short liar.
Ryan Seacrest Is In on the Pay Increases Too
It's not just the judges of Idol who are making beaucoup bucks to stick around. Ryan Seacrest made $5 million this year for Idol, but he's in talks to make a lot more next season according to THR.com. Seacrest is also in talks to produce shows with 19Evil. Well, they can't be any stupider than Simon's failure of a show Cupid. Currently though, Ryan produces Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Denise Richards: It's Complicated. So we know he loves train wrecks almost as much as we do.
UPDATE: The deal is final. Ryan is now making $45 million over the course of 3 years. He also signed a contract to host any CKX (19 Entertainment's parent company) that might succeed Idol. Looks like even the producers know Idol isn't going to last much longer.
Ryan Seacrest Was a Fat Kid
Of course it's mean to mock Ryan for what he looked like as a kid, but come on, this picture was too precious to pass up.
Ryan Seacrest Outs Adam Lambert On Air This Morning?
We've heard that Ryan Seacrest might have outed Adam Lambert this morning on his radio show. Looks like Kara and Ryan both want to spoil Adam's lame coming out party in Rolling Stone. We'll let you know if we find any further links or info about this. But we'll also provide you with a gun to shoot yourself with if you actually care that much about this. It's a public service we provide.
Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest Insult Kris Allen on Ryan's Radio Show
Well, we definitely votes for the right guy. Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest had some harsh things to say about Kris Allen on Ryan's morning radio show on KIIS-FM. Simon mention that although Kris won by receiving the most votes, he was not the best singer. Seacrest then compared Kris to Ruben Studdard and Taylor Hicks, 2 past winners whose careers fizzled. Ouch! Looks like Kris winning is still a pretty big VFTW Victory!