Sanjaya Malakar

Here is a behind the scenes clip from Sanjaya's Nationwide commercial. The final commercial should be running in a few weeks, and of course VFTW will have it, so stay tuned.


Behind the Scenes Photos from Sanjaya's Nationwide Ad

Posted by thefunnystone on May 29th, 2008 at 11:52 AM

Nationwide has photos up from the Sanjaya Malakar ad they recently shot. Coming soon: Video. Check back soon. Sanjaya rocks!


Sanjaya To Star in Nationwide Commercial

Posted by thefunnystone on May 27th, 2008 at 6:25 PM

Our Papaya is on a roll! Besides a new album coming out this year, while working in acting and modeling, Sanjaya is now going to star in a Nationwide TV ad. That's awesome, as these ads are actually really funny, and it's just another stepping stone for Sanjaya to keep himself in the public eye and capture us all in the Universe of Sanjaya. Yay! VFTW will also have behind the scenes photos and videos from the commercial shoot, taking place in India today, very soon. In other news, jealous haters of Sanjaya such as Blake Lewis still have no career.


The Soup = Love.


VFTW's own Brooklyn brought her camera to visit Michael Johns and ask him why he was such a douche to Sanjaya. Then Michael pretends as if he called Sanjaya a "genius." No you didn't, Michael. Stop taking the Carly route and lying to look better. The best part of the video is when Brooklyn says, "So how does it feel to be eliminated before Sanjaya?" and Michael suddenly looks like, "Wait? Someone doesn't like me?" VFTW victory!


The Curse of Sanjaya is Real!

Posted by thefunnystone on April 16th, 2008 at 8:29 AM

Looks like our Papaya is STILL making headlines, a year after he was eliminated from American Idol. E! Online asserts that since that fateful day when Sanjaya was given the boot, Tuesday night Idol shows have lost 1.5 million viewers and Wednesday tnight results shows have lost 3 million viewers. You should've listened to us, Nigel. We're saving your show. The only way to remedy this is to make Kristy Lee Cook the American Idol this year. And still... that won't remedy this. You're cursed FOREVER! Bwahahaha.


Michael Johns Takes a Shot at Sanjaya

Posted by thefunnystone on April 11th, 2008 at 8:59 PM

The Aussie song-stealing douche, one of our least favorite contestants this season, decided to take a different approach to his exit interviews. Instead of being classy like Amanda Overmyer or pathetic like David Hernandez, he just pulled a Carly Smithson and insulted VFTW's favorite papaya Sanjaya. In an E! Online interview, Michael said, "There was no laughingstock. There were no jokers...They wanted it to be a singing competition instead of a TV show with the controversy of Sanjaya." First off, Sanjaya was not a laughingstock. He was awesome. Secondly, almost all of the contestants this year are too boring to inspire any kind of emotion. I mean who feels one way or another about Syesha? Michael was also going to sing "Vision of Love" next week on American Idol. On second thought, that would have been hilariously bad. Can we vote him back just for one week?


Not funny. Not smart. Just pathetic and disappointing. Like Blake Lewis's album sales.