Sanjaya Malakar

After being dicked around by Seacrest, Sanjaya was declared safe, and Haley was sent packing. Go Sanjaya, you are now officially the longest running VFTW pick ever! Now that's a fi-ya, Sanjaya. Next week is country week, and we can't wait to see you do-si-do in a cowboy hat and chaps, don't let us down.

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And click "read more" to check out an adorable 13 month old Worster in training voting for Sanjaya.

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We've gotten a few e-mails this morning telling us to switch our pick from Sanjaya to Haley because of Sanjaya's performance this week. The people who wrote these letters obviously do not understand VFTW and have not been around very long. When we hitch our cart to a horse, we stick with it unless they suddenly become amazing week after week. We vote for entertaining people, not boring people. Thus, here are our top 10 (humorous) reasons to stick with Sanjaya and ignore White Bread Haley.

10. Sanjaya had one OK performance this week, and many many hilarious crazy performances in the past. Haley has never had a crazy performance and has had a few OK performances.

9. Haley's idea of interesting is showing off her legs. Sanjaya's idea of interesting is rocking a ponyhawk and butchering No Doubt songs.

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Menudo, meet Sanjaya. Our VFTW pick wooed the 12 year old girls with his Spanish performance, and he even got the pimp spot this week! Make sure to vote for him so he can get to country week next week. Go Sanjaya, set the world on fire, and make Simon like you. 1-866-IDOLS-08 or text 'VOTE' to 5708. No matter if he's mediocre like this week, hilarious some weeks, or awkwardly endearing other weeks, we need to help make Sanjaya the American Idol! Yay!

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VoteSanjayaOff.com Intro

So you thought no one was stupider than that loser J from Starvation for Sanjaya, right? Wrong! Justice, a dim witted radio DJ from Philadelphia, has decided to camp out on the roof of a car dealership in a tent until Sanjaya is voted off. He's even started a site for it. He says in the video that we're teaching our kids that people should be "rewarded for people feeling sorry for you... for looking good... it has nothing to do with talent." Again, this man is so stupid that he's camping out on the roof of a car dealership in a tent. So let's make him work for it, everyone. Even if you don't like Sanjaya, please vote for him to keep this guy on the roof.

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Just watch!

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Another week of Sanjaya, and this is great, because Sanjaya is now tied with Scott Savol and Kellie Pickler for longest running VFTW American Idol pick. If we can get him through next week, he'll be the all time record holder. And next week is Latin week. Sanjaya, please sing Shake Your Bon Bon. Please. We'll bake some cookies. Also, Michael Buble outed himself as a Worster when he said he was voting for Antonella. We'll need to get him the updated memo on Sanjaya, but thanks for the help, Michael! And is it not obvious that the producers are just sticking Haley in the bottom every week so people get mad at her and forget about Sanjaya? Lame tactic, producers. Lame.

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Yes, Sanjaya rocked it in a white suit with slicked back hair. Call 1-866-IDOLS-07 or text VOTE to 5707. Simon couldn't even talk and just called it, "Incredible" to try a new tactic and get rid of Sanjaya. Don't let his new tactic work, Sanjaya's gonna need a LOT of help this week so vote as much as possible for the entire 2 hours. Let's help him get to Latin music week next week for a rousing performance of "Shake Your Bon Bon." You know you want to.

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It can't be any clearer. Eric the Midget definitely says, "Vote for Sanjaya" without any prompting over and over. So we all must do it! Glad to see he's on our side now, yay!

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