Von Smith

Thanks to MJ'S Big Blog for the info. iTunes made a mistake AGAIN and released the sales of the wildcard performers' iTunes tracks. Matt Giraud, Anoop Desai, and Megan Corkrey are way out in front (because Idol's voting and buying audience are frauen, tweens, and crazies), followed by Tranny Alien, Ricky Braddy, Jesse Langseth, Von Smith, and in dead last fabulous Tatiana Del Toro. This certainly bodes well for 3 of the wildcards' survival in this competition. As for Jasmine? No one likes her, even if we have to hear how "commercial" she is every time she farts on stage. The only way we'd like her is if she's the VFTW pick, and even then, she barely has a shot at lasting more than 2 weeks on the show.


Von Smith STILL Makes Babies Cry

Posted by thefunnystone on March 4th, 2009 at 3:07 PM

Remember how Von Smith made a baby cry when he screamed loud notes? Turns out it's not the screaming. Just the mere act of Von singing causes babies to cry, as seen above. Does this mean Von should be charged with child abuse?


American Idol Makes Babies Cry

Posted by thefunnystone on February 24th, 2009 at 11:59 AM

Well, this is a pretty ringing endorsement for Von as one of the VFTW picks. Idol makes us cry too, kid.


Do you really want to watch 2 hours of people sitting in chairs being told yes or no? We encourage you not to, especially since we spoiled the entire top 36 two weeks ago. So click here for the list of who makes the top 36 and skip the show tonight and do something fun. But if you're forced to watch, feel free to join us in The Chair Episode Play By Play. Oh, and it'll be hilarious to watch the frauen and tweens melt down tonight after Tatiana Del Toro, Nick Mitchell, and Von Smith make it to the top 36. It's going to be hilarious, so check back in later for some posts from around the web.


Von Smith is Still Fabulous

Posted by thefunnystone on February 7th, 2009 at 8:11 AM

With all of the love for Tatiana and some others, let's also remember how great Von Smith is. This guy could make us all very proud. Go, Von!


A list of the top 36 was just sent to us via e-mail. How reliable is this list? It looks like it! We've talked to JoesPlace and done some more research and we're all pretty sure this is right. Thanks to JP for helping us out with this, we make a good team. So here you go, without further ado, more likely than not, your top 36 (click read more for the list). That's a pretty big spoiler! (Updated 2/4/09)


Von Smith Loses Support From the Harpies at "The View"

Posted by thefunnystone on January 15th, 2009 at 8:56 PM

The View is where Von got his big break in showbiz, and now the harpies on that show are pretending like they don't even know him because they realize how awful he is. This guy is so VFTW, it kills us. There's no way the judges will allow us to vote for him, will they? He's too perfect for this site!


JoesPlace did a top 50 update for today and it looks like Von Smith and Kristen McNamara made it to the top 50. Kristen is the one with the gigantic fake boobs and Von is the queeny guy above. They could both have a lot of VFTW potential, so we'll see what happens.