Canadian Idol Updates
Mitch Victory! He's in the top 3 and Earl is out
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Jake thought Mitch was flat. Sass was delusional. Farley wants to see more edge. Zack says it reminds him of Perry Como sleeping on a couch in a sweater then called him a bad 1960's TV show. Which is why we must vote. 1-866-943-6501. Vote early and often, as Mitch needs the help, and his advancement into the top 3 would be quite the VFTW victory. He's the same thing every week and we know what to expect... awesomeness.
Mookie's Out, Mitch is Still In! Yay!
Mookie is out, and our VFTW pick Mitch is safe. VFTW Victory! Great job to everyone who voted for Mitch, as he was clearly way worse than the other 4. Mookie actually gave a good performance, but it couldn't save him from the power of VFTW. Now the sausage fest continues intil the top 4, as Theo, Drew, Earl, and of course Mitch, will all sing Anne Murray songs. This should be C L A S S I C.
Vote For MitchMunk MacDonald at 1-866-943-6504
Just in case there was any doubt, VFTW's favorite chipmunk Mitch MacDonald proved there's always a worst as he whined his way through The Beatles In My Life tonight like chipmunk with its nuts caught in a fan. Canadian Idol's ratings have gone up slightly and the crapfest may actually be saved, thanks to the legions of those converting to VFTW, so we have a chance to get Mitch through tonight, but only if we vote for the full two hours at 1-866-943-6504. Lord knows we'll be getting no help from his hometown of Cape Breton, where everyone passed out drunk even before the sun went down tonight.
Amberly Thiessen Bites the Big One... Mitch Safe!
Mitch is safe! And Amberly is out. This is awesome, Canada. Nice work getting rid of the most boring one. And it's now a sausage fest! Too bad Mark has to miss out on this, but Mitch's safety is all thanks to Nova Scotia and the Worsters. And we will celebrate Amberly's awesome elimination all night. Yay!
Vote for Mitch! 1-866-943-6503
Well, he's clearly in over his head. But we're Mitch's bitches, so we're voting non-stop. Everyone call 1-866-943-6503 as much as humanly possible tonight. The judges would shit themselves if our helium rocker makes it through, so let's make it happen. Vote!
Vote for the Worst Encourages you to vote for Mitch Macdonald
We're sad to lose Mark Day, but he had an amazing 7 week run as the VFTW pick. Let's now help our new pick make it all the way to #1! Vote for the Worst encourages you to vote for Mitch Macdonald. Jake Gold said that the top 4 contestants should be Theo, Earl, Mookie, and Ameberly. Thus, we must vote for Mitch and mess that whole thing up. He sounds like he's on helium and looks more like a nerd than a rock star, but we love him anyway. Now Mitch, we really need you to embrace your VFTW-ness this week and just go out there and have fun. Some people were skeptical of our pick and we want to show them that you are awesome. So do something entertaining and catapault yourself into the VFTW stratosphere. We're behind you, Mitch, and we hope you can make it all the way. VFTW Victory! (Caricature coming soon)
Mark's Out! Canada, What the hell?
Well, it finally happened. Mark said, "Adieu." But hey, he lasted an amazing 7 weeks as the VFTW pick, making him the second longest running pick ever (behind only Jaydee Bixby). Who should we vote for next? Let us know your opinion here. We'll pick our new guy soon.
Well, it's sad to see Earl go home as he is very VFTW and we love him. But at least our guy Mitch stuck around. Mitch is in the top 3, and hopefully he'll keep doing what he's doing to make VFTW proud. And Earl... if you want to stop by and light up a joint, we'll smoke it with you anytime, dude.