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Nice review. Here's mine. Jasmine, F. Matt G, F. Coldplay sucks to begin with. Jeanine, F. Needs to go back under the radar, but DAMN those legs were hot!! Normund, B. If I graded on VFTW shenanigans alone, it would be an A+. Red Allison, D. I don't know what others are seeing in her, I thought she was terrible. Chan, I think maybe the alcohol clouded your judgment. And, her hair looked like red licorice strings. And, she looked like she was 36, not OMG!!! 16!! Kris Allen, A. Nice voice, gutsy song choice, I was impressed. Megan Joy, B. Smooth jazzy sound, looks like a cross between Carrie Underwood and Reese Witherspoon. Matt B, C. I agree that the Tonic song is awesome, but it lost some of its flair when he sang it. Jessie L, B-. Not great, but not bad. And, I like that song. But which one carries the real last name? Is it really Jessie Lang, or is it really Johnny Langseth? I'm guessing the latter. Kai, C+. In the words of Simon Cowell, cruise ship or hotel lounge. Better yet, karaoke bar. Misha, A-. A lot of you weren't impressed, but I was. And I liked the Train song. Pimpbert, B. The pimping made me nautious, and the lights and yelling gave me a seizure. But I liked the boots. Red Allison is through, much to my dismay. Pimpbert is through, but I need seizure meds next time I try to watch him. I think a girl will go through as the third pick, and that will be Jazzy Joy Megan. For wildcard, I'll go with Kris, Jessie Lang, and Matt G, just because the frauen love him. However, they could decide to go with two girls, and if so, I think MishaV would capture it, and Matt G would be out, because Kris would deserve it more. Awww, Christ, who am I kidding here? Since when has AI ever done anything because its right? Matt G is through to wildcard, Kris is screwed.
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