My favorite line of the night...

Ryan to Paula: “You should see me do the cold hearted snake.”

No, we really don’t want you and Simon releasing a sex tape. Thanks, but no thanks.

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You dream about having oral sex with barnyard animals.

Dude, your insults don't even make any sense.

Funniest search term I found on my blog's stat counter today: "Is Normund Gentle the new Ziggy Stardust?"

Did anyone else notice that Mishavonna missed one of her gender switches in her song? She tried to change all of the "she's" to "he's", which totally distracted me from her singing because it sounded so wrong, but she still said "Since the return from her stay on the moon" in the first verse.

Not that she should be put to death for that, I'll admit I missed one when I was singing Love Will Keep Us Together by Captain and Tenille on stage at the Cat's Meow in New Orleans one time, but in my case I was completely shitcanned.

I only like Normund as a send-up of the mess that is (or has become of) AI, sorta like a big finger to the show. Other than that, I don't really find his comedy all that amusing. If miraculously he does get through, his one-note schtick might get old real fast. As opposed to Tatiana, who is truly and utterly fabulous.

Allison was ok, but I didn't think her performance was all that great, really some parts were rough. Adam was better.

BTW, can anyone confirm if it will still be 6 guys and 6 girls in the top 12 this year? The show's been very untransparent so far with details.

Megan Corkrey "She’s weird and pronounces things strangely, like the word down as “DOW-nuh.”

Right after hearing that, my boyfriend started doing this Arnold Schwartznegger impression from Commando.."Get to the choppah!" and the he started saying "girl put your records, downah!" in the same Arnold voice.

I laughed so hard I almost wet myself, and I'm not sure if it was because he was just that funny, or if my sleeping pills had started to kick in.

Boyfriend? Wait a minute, what was all that "one in a million" talk?

"...when I was singing Love Will Keep Us Together by Captain and Tenille on stage at the Cat's Meow in New Orleans one time, but in my case I was completely shitcanned."

This is the kind of quality stuff that keeps drawing me back to this site. Thanks for sharing that.

Truly an inspiration to us all.

NikkiM, I freaking LOVE your avatar!

Nick Mitchell cant sing very good , i mean he is very funny but not right for idol