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"And Old Tom was the last person I would have guessed would correct Chan on his ebonics - double HA!"

I probably shouldn't admit this, as it will destroy my ghetto street cred once and for all, but that also comes from a Trace Adkins song, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk".

Everything isn't just black and white.

Does anyone know the real story about why Pacitti is gone? I heard all the plant stuff but they let plants through all the time.

Does anyone else hurl when Kara starts to talk? Christ on a pogo stick that girl loves to hear herself pontificate! I'd be happy to see just the three stooges again.

I'm laughing my ass off over the "How Blind is Scott" debate on this thread.

Around my house, he is known as Mostly Blind Scott when Idol is discussed.

I know that J'unot was a bore. Did Joo know, J'unot? (sorry, couldn't resist) But I liked him. Of course, I am a very boring old fart who's opinion means next to nothing when it comes to pop culture, so go figure.

I thought Jorge had a nice voice, but the faces he made remind me of a vampire about to pounce. The judges were so patronizing about his latin-ness and his accent that I thought I would puke. How can you live in Southern California and never know any latinos personally? Guess what, Paula and Cara? They are not from another planet! They are merely human beings like you and me that happen to speak Spanish as a mother tongue. You should talk to some of them sometime like real people!

I guess the only latinos they encounter in the Hollywood hills are their cooks and gardeners. Nauseating.

Bald 'E'-

From one clueless old fart to another.

I'm pretty sure Scott is really legally blind, but he sees shapes and motion in some very limited form. As opposed to just living in a world of perpetual darkness, which most of us conceptualize as "blindness".

In any case, there's really nothing to make fun of there. I do think he'd be well served by a pair of Raybans, for the benefit of those of us who are not visually impaired.

As to Jorge, he would have been really well-served by a nice eyebrow waxing, which he could have had done for a few dollars out of pocket. But vampires are really popular now in pop culture. Maybe that's the market he was going for?

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Come to think on it, my barber down at "Mastercuts" gives me an eyebrow trim with my thirteen dollar haircut, so I can avoid the "Wilford Brimley" look that's so increasingly popular with my generation.

3 comments:

1) Mandolin Rain IIRC is actually a mid-late 80's tune.

2) I don't think Kara would want Nate as a humping buddy, seeing as how he is gayer than 7 guys blowing 8 guys. (If I was on the show, I'd totally bang Kara.)

3) Anyone wonder what they are going to have Scott do doing the retarded group song and dance tonight? Are they going to just plunk him in a wheelchair like Blofeld in the Bond movies? Or wheel him out like Hannibal Lecter?

Well, with Mostly Blind Scott, his facial expressions don't put me off too much. If he had pupil-less eyes, maybe it would bug me. I think he looks fine. I would certainly never make fun of his handicap. He seems to have adapted well, and I am sure he is getting many sympathy votes.

It's the Alex kid with the hyphenated last name that I don't get. His expressions are every bit as odd as Scott's, without the excuse of not being able to look in the mirror. And what the hell was all that growling in the song about? Of course, he'll be gone tonight, so the point is moot.

I already see a Gokey vs. Rounds final, but ya never know.

<p>Thatswhatshesaid,</p><p>I meant to say "mid-tempo '70s arrangement."  </p><p>I for one am pumped tonight to see the group sing-along.  I haven't been this interested in watching it since Amanda Overmyer tanked it hysterically last season.  Awesome.  Fingers crossed.  </p><p>Nothing personal against Blind Scott.  I think he's talented AND accidentally funny.  </p><p> </p><p>--Chan </p>

Professor-

Thanks for the much needed photo laughs!! Do you happen to know where I can get a how-to guide for making those apple face dolls? I want to be able to scare the neighborhood kids come Halloween and those would sure do the trick!

Thatswhatshesaid,

Yes, I bet that Corey kid who was banging Paula wishes he waited till this year and could have had Kara instead...Maybe Paula can still introduce and he can still pound on Kara's welcome mat vagina...

Of course I'm just jealous, because I would love to nibble on it.

"Does anyone else hurl when Kara starts to talk?"

Yes! Oh god that woman is fuggin hideous. It's not just that she rattles on and on meaninglessly, but how she looks when she does. She's so trailer trashy. I can picture her giving blow jobs for lines of meth, but since she's rich she probably gives blow jobs WITH lines of meth. It's the way her lips and nose ooze forward when she talks, like there's an aardvark in there trying to get out through her face. She's putrifyingly ugly, definitely hurl-worthy. Yuck.