This was a pretty dull results show. Here are my RANDOM THOUGHTS:
Damn. They plunked Scott down at the piano for the horrid lip-synched dance number. Boo. Half the reason to watch this show is gone.
Seacrest holds up a soggy water balloon and intros the Ford Commercial. Where was Scott during the balloon fight? Boo. There's the other half gone.
Then we get behind the scenes where Girl who we already forgot and Jorge went home. You know what I'd like to see behind the scenes... The Producers conspiring to rig the voting. That would be better than wasting 5 minutes of show. Fast Forward.
Just to keep their Chosen Ones from looking weak Gokey and Lil are 1 and 2 into the Top 10. Boo.
Yay Anoop makes it. But Allison doesn't. She looks like she's wearing a mover's lumbar belt. Who dresses this girl? She's in the bottom. But before Sarver can take a seat Ryan says: "Whoa big boy, get your ass into the bottom three!" Hah, Sarver thought he was safe.
Brad Paisley sings a dreary song. Couldn't he pick a peppier song for the show? That was dismal and dull. He'd be going home this week.
Blind Scott is safe! Yes, more stumbling group numbers.
So is Megan -- VFTW Victory.
Final contestants Alexis and Glambert. I love how Randy said he thought "Allison" was going home. Way to pay attention, you stooge. I also love how nobody listens to Randy after his required "judging segment." Any time he cracks a stupid joke or a guffaws at his own stupid joke they just move on with the show and never acknowledge him. When Paula Abdul is on a judging panel with you and YOU ARE THE JOKE, then your career is beyond hopeless. And you're a loser. And you're a moron.
In the flashback to Carrie Underwood's post Idol career she reads a desperate stalker card from Simon: "Come back, we desperately miss you." It's funny because it's true. Is it me, or is Carrie developing a personality?
Carrie and Randy T. sing a duet. Well Carrie sings most of the song and Randy kind of chimes in occasionally. It was a bit awkward, but Carrie sounded great. She's pretty remarkable now that she's left the evil clutches of Idol Record Producers.
Another great Seacrest segway as he says: "What a great career Carrie's had..." As he sits next to Alexis and Sarver, awaiting the axe. "But yours is going to be crappy" is the unspoken subtext. Simon says they'd consider saving one of the two. Good thing for Sarver that he's safe.
Simon admits that Alexis was the one they were considering saving. "If it was Sarver, screw him. He sucks" was more unspoken subtext.
So they force Allison-- Er, Alexis to sing for her life. And as expected she starts off okay but then dies on-stage. Her voice cracking as she keeps trying to over-emote every single line.
And she's going home.
Show over. We have our Idol tour. I'm shocked I like so many of these people. Glambert and Megan of course. Anoop has potential and Blind Scott is sheer comedy. And Allison is worth a laugh or two. So only 50% of the show right now is horrible. Good job meddling Idol Producers.
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So conspiracy theorists... let's hear your new conspiracies going forward. And anyone who wants to weigh in on the Post-Game Analysis, this is the place.
--Chan
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