"Had Megan done it, I would have loved it. Why? Because Megan is awesome and Danny is a dead wife pimping fatass who needs to fall off a cliff. I’m not biased or anything."

And that's the beautiful part, Dave. No bias whatsoever. Just telling it like it is.

But..but.. Danny is soo good and he knows music better than Smokey.

BTW, how did Kara got into Duke? She can't even count. Maybe it's the Coach K scholarship (Ka-Ching!).

Adam was good but not that entertaining, he'll bring it later. Sarver is going home but it might be Scott (who I like in a Nacho cheesy way).

I HATED Adam from the beginning.... but I do enjoy falsetto soprano vocals and the Smokey deal he did was pretty cool in my book. He paid real respect to Motown and to Smokey with his song and his wardrobe - adding an even bigger puch to his total destruction of country week and Ring of Fire. I notice now that not many VFTW'ers are begging for Adam to be the chosen one anymore - the true motive of the producers to pimp him to the top must be coming more apparent to everyone....

Allison was her average self, coughing and scratching her cancer kazoo through another overdone, overpowered song and it's amazing that all it took was Simon (or one of the other judges, I don't remember) to say "you were in the bottom three last week? Come on, people, vote for this girl"... and she passes GOKEY on dialidol. Pimp slot, pimp speech, and sure enough, climbs over the top of Mount Gokey.

I thought Scotty Mac, one of my favorites because I have a lunch riding on him, was doomed until Sarver puked up his motown sandwich. Wow that was just ridiculous. He "churched" it up? Jesus take the wheel.

But wait.... Megan CooCoo bird did THAT? The worst thing I've seen in a few seasons. Not "good" bad, just cheesy.... not "good" cheesy, like it was preplanned and an intentional mockery, but an unaware, try hard, give it your all and failing cheesy bad. So bad, so bad... whoa that was bad. I withheld my votes last night because Scotty Mac's in trouble, but that was such a distasteful mockery that maybe she was even mocking VFTW.... like she was saying to US - "vote for me, I dare you.... " Or maybe it was a test of our faith in VFTW, to see if we have the strength to truly "vote for the worst". In this test, oh Holy VFTW, I am weakened, for I have failed thee.

Your critique of Danny is totally hilarious, and every word is true. Although, after that tweedley-dumb performance, his coolness factor might actually be at -5.

Yep lunrclipse I'm a woman. But every man other than you I know thinks she's fuggly. They also think she looks hard and like she's lived a tough life, way older than 16.

"I notice now that not many VFTW'ers are begging for Adam to be the chosen one anymore - the true motive of the producers to pimp him to the top must be coming more apparent to everyone...."

I don't see that at all. To me, it's Timberfake who is their chosen one and the pimping of him is like totally in your face lies.

Even though I can't agree with your commentary about Allison, Danny, &; Matt..........you were correct that Michael is going home this week!

I think Megan will be safe, provided enough horney men vote for her.

Adamglamrock..... yeah, I see that, too.... I'm not sure Timberfake is the Chosen one - but he is certainly getting more pimping than ever. My point was that on this site, it seems to me that many people called for Adam to be chosen here early on, because of his over the top in your face tactics, but it has slowed dramatically in the last week or two because it seems no matter what he does, they still praise him - well, Simon ripped him for Ring of Fire, so maybe I'm just ranting out my ass again. I'm having a bad day.

PS thanks again, BeckEye for slamming the tards on Chan's post who take this all too seriously....

My wife loves Danny and gets pissed off when I say I hate him and that he's pimping his dead wife. But, she does agree with me about this... Each week that goes by, he's looking more and more like a butch dike. It's the combination of his face getting fatter and rounder, mixed with the dike haircut and glasses.

Why the fuck did NO ONE call out Douchebag Dan on his blatant rebuff of Smokey's advice?

"don't let the back up singers sing that part, YOU need to sing that part"

and what does he do? What he wanted to do, which proves that he doesn't give a flying fuck about any one else's musical opinion, LEGEND or not. Call the shots on your faith builders stage, Danny, but on the national stage, at least TRY to look like you give a shit.

He threw a couple bitchfaces too...did anyone catch them??

Fuck off Douchebag. I hope you fall off a cliff, like Dave said.