SaraBaby828
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 9:00 AM Reply with quote
Location: Baltimore, MD

I agree with lots of the comments on here, but just wanted to leave a few of my own.

I guess it was probably just the hat, but it kinda looked like Matt's pimple/mole/whatever disappeared last night- it definitely wasn't as noticeable as usual! Was Adam's boyfriend in the audience? It looked like he was there next to Adam's parents, wearing a white shirt &; suspenders, and after Adam's performance he waved to Adam- just curious if that's who it was.

Duke of Vandals said earlier that if Allison was older that she would have done "Hot Stuff" on her hands and knees, crawling across the stage... if only Alexis was still around I'm sure she would have taken that opportunity to DIRTY IT UP!! lol

I also think Kara's comment about Saturday Night Live meets Clark Kent was totally hilarious... and I agree that it was very admirable of Adam to give credit to the guy that helped with his song arrangement.

Dannys Golden Cow
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 10:01 AM Reply with quote
Location: Outside Gokey's kool-aid drinkin' temple, wearing earplugs.

Anoop's performance, with the pepto pink blouse, erratic disco lighting, and little snare beats was reminiscent of a nightmare I had of being trapped in a japanese karaoke den on a Special K bender. I did not like it.

FenderBender
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 10:21 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

Prof, you are right, theme nights are completely pointless now. If they had a hair band night, Kris would make a Dave Matthews skank ballad out of WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT.

Lil - only true disco performance, but it sucked. D-.

Monkey - Dave Matthews Skank does disco, but it was unique. B.

Pastor Rolex's Bitch - sucked again, got praised again, but at least Simon got it down to earth a little. C.

Pebbles Ghostwhisperer - Melissa Ethridge does disco. Tolerable. B.

Screechy - Does disco on IPOD night, does glam on country night, and does screech ballad on disco night. Pointless, and getting annoying. B.

Mr Hat - Surprisingly tolerable last night. B.

Pinky Poop - Watching Anoop sing is usually about as entertaining as watching shit decompose into dirt. But he was somewhat decent last night. B.

Fuck the themes. Nobody abides by them anyways.

Going home, Lil and probably Matt, last week's bottom two. Ignore the dialidol score. Look at the raw score instead. Lil is dead last.

Red_Parka
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 10:25 AM Reply with quote
Location: =D

That would be really embarrassing if Matt went home this week, and someone like Kris went too. Talk about a waste. The judges would have their panties in a bunch.

runuts251
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 10:36 AM Reply with quote

I can't understand why the tards would like Gokey or Anoop. I just can't wrap my mind around it. They are easily the most boring ones left on that ridiculous show.

FenderBender
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 10:57 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

Quote :
So, what is your take?

Ok, I'll take a stab at it.

Lil - fast food clerk

Kris - coffee shop singer

Allison - beauty school dropout, go back to high school

Matt - Amusement park singer

Lambert - Vegas drag queen

Anoop - Accountant or engineer

Gokey - Fundie church scammer

Megan - tattoo shop

Scott - Mall singer

Sarver - Oil driller

Normund Gentle - will win America's Got Talent and make millions in Vegas

Tatiana - soap opera star

Nick Mitchell - world famous artist

Alex Wagner-Trugman - President of the United States

Queen Bitch
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 11:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: Freedonia Land of the Free

Am i the only one that notice that Gokey had this smug look on his face after those dumb ass judges raved about his performance but as soon as Simon gave his critique he frowned. I know this may be dumb but don't be surprise if he goes home tonight as the shocker. They have yet to have one this season. I think the reason the judges have never really critizie Gokey even when he does bad(which is all the time) is because they are setting him up for a shock elimination.

Also is anyone else bored with Adam either he does a boring ballad dressing like a knock off of Bryan Ferry or he does an uptempo song while he moves around and screcches. I had such high hopes for him base on his glam up youtube performances but he has severely disappointed me.

oooh5615
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 11:25 AM Reply with quote
Location: Edmonton

I don't want to rile you up people, but what is this shit about the inappropriateness of Allison's disco night outfit? Are we talking the rural Minnesota fashion here? Teenagers do dress like this. And not only OMG16, but also OMG15... and OMG14.

Phishsteak
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 1:03 PM Reply with quote

This was the worst show of the season. Lil was the only one who stayed true to the theme even though it was terrible. I don't know why she doesn't embrace her real hair. I was secretly hoping her wig would go flying off! And those flailing arms...pretty close to smacking Abdul in the head there Lil. Kudos to her for painting on those black pants that made her behind look even more huge. Does she have another chin this week as well? Kris spits out the same performance week after week. I've had it with his ventriloquist jaw and Kara's drooling over him. He must be getting alot of votes since Ryan only talked to him on the chair and Adam too before they sang. And it's getting more and more uncomfortable watching Gokey spaz around on the stage. What are they feeding them in the mansion anyway? He's gained weight too! That's probably the reason for his facial fur. Then Kara talked about how great his pitch is, then says it's not memorable. Classic! Didnt' enjoy Alison either. Couldn't wait for it to be over. And Adam.....why why why? You're getting way too serious there pork chop. Plain black suit? You should have been in Allison's outfit, except lower cut with pasties on your nipples. The biggest disappointment. Matt looked like he needed oxygen and doesn't seem in good enough shape for a tour, unless they will be lip-syncing. And poor poor Anoop. Messed up the words and ended on a crappy note. Bring back Ricky Smith from Season two with his Afro-wig!

nzzqht
Posted: 4/22/2009 at 2:19 PM Reply with quote

I usually like Adam's performances, but this one was disappointing. But everyone who has the show on DVR needs to go back and look at Adam's face when Simon says "I really thought you would do a Donna Summer song." Adam is pretty gracious when the judges are talking, but in this case Adam had a look that shot daggers at Simon. But I have to hand it to Simon, Adam would have been a lot more entertaining singing Donna Summer. His inner queen would have to come out.

BTW, who is that blonde woman with the 70s hair that was sitting behind Simon? She was constantly on camera mugging and booing. You would think they would have a screen up or something so that we don't have to look at the idiots in the audience that take it all much too seriously.

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