"This is a very ugly cast. Especially the guys. There’s not a looker in the bunch."

And here I am thinking that Michael Lynche is the hottest male Idol contestant ever...

Fender, sorry to hear about your ball, STP, also sorry about your penis. You two boys have my vote. Look at the bright side, together you both make a whole dick!!

@ liz - I agree!

Since when did the definition of "small town" degrade into "not Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Houston or Phoenix".

There were three people in my high school graduating class. Now THAT's a fucking small-ass town!

Tyler Grady's using #10 also.

So what is Todrick's excuse?

I am a money grubbing whore?

#11

What about Kris?? He had NO story... he still has NO story! and he won over the biggest sob story in the world from Mr. Gokey so donno bout this

>What about Kris?? He had NO story.

THAT was his story-- that he HAD no story. It's a truly tragic disease to be affilcted with-- nostoryitis. It's a submissive trait and usually skips a generation or two, but he lost the genetic lottery. Maybe he can buy one off Madame.

hahaha nostoryitus.. thats awesome my friend!! true true

Ohhhh dafeedil, your avatar is making me dry heave.

And Kris Allen really is the salt of the earth for not having a single sob story, not having his Idol audition even shown, or having any coverage in Hollywood week. Which is why its great that he won. He wasn't supposed to win.

However, had he been unattractive, and an atheist it would have all gone to shit for him.

Well, I guess I can't say that since Adam made it all the way to #2...oy I'm so conflicted and verklempt.

No truer post was ever printed. Hail!