There's plenty of stuff to do in a small town - throw stuff off the bridge, late night pitch 'n putt.... Hey, wait a minute, don't tell me you've never been cow-tipping!

I'm not surprised that neither "parents are divorced" nor "born a few months premature" made the top 10.

Dave, this was brilliant *bows*.

Great article. So true.

Dancing Cookie has got horrific taste in men, but even *I* have to agree that it's not an overall fugly cast. Casey James is a fox, but the rest are in desperate need of head transplants.

My Grandma was on Queen for a Day. Her son had been paralyzed while in the Navy and she took care of him. She got a massage chair, luggage, a trip to some exciting location and a watch. She left me the watch. Damn...if she were still alive maybe she could win American Idol.

Hey, I'm happy to take Big Mike's head...

chris golightly is not only a orphan, but a liar who would do anything to get his way. He said he never celebrated anything, while that's a bullshit and he says he does not have a family, that's bullshit too. He does have a family and secret past that I am surprised that the producer have not caught up to it yet. He loves to manipulate situations and do anything to make himself look innocent, kind, and use his orphan stories alot for sympathy reasons and have people appreciate him. He is another Tiger Wood except for the fame and money.

chris golightly is not who people think he is....he uses the orphan story alot to gain sympathy and appreciation from others. In fact, he should be the one to show appreciation for others. Chris is very good liar and a manipulator. He will do what ever it takes to get his way, but mustly through lies, and playing games. He said he never celebrated anything; that's bullshit. He said holiday was hard, while it's not true because he does have a family, and friends. He is not a nice guy and he is so fake. In short, this Orphan boy is another Tiger Wood instead of the fame and money.

You should email us all about what you know about this scumbag :D

i knew a girl that was dating chris while back. She was supportive, kind, smart, and beautiful. She is the type that a guy can bring to meet the folks. While, Chris lied to her about his relationship status and his where-abouts. In short, she found that he had a girlfriend. She ended things, and he became crazy. He was a crazy ex that did not let go of things. The last thing I've heard about Chris is that he has a restraining order against him and spent a week or two in jail. The girl moved.