Yea I'm at work so I had to shut it down because I was laughing so hard.

I actually like Elliott but your review was funny, at least his cd is the best of the ones you've reviewed. Thanks!

Hey there P-Chan -

I love your reviews - they sound exactly like the conversations I have with myself in my head whenever I watch crappy tv or hear a cheesey song on the radio while shopping at Osco or waiting at the dentist. The only problem is that they're so goddamn long that i never get all the way through them, usually because I have to get up to refill my wine glass or I start getting a "reading the internet while drunk" headache from aforementioned wine glass, &; I alwasy mean to go back &; read the rest later, but I'm just so forgetful, hungover, in prison, whatever, that I never get back to them. So could you maybe come over to my house instead &; we'll listen together? That way I still get your dead-on observations, I can insert a few of my own, and the only headache will be the next morning. You bring the cds, I'll supply the booze. I'll even spring for pizza. PS, this is not an invitation for sex, I'm not into Asian dudes.

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I just read two of these reviews, and I honestly didn't know I could laugh for 15 minutes continuously without dying of convulsions.

I was pretty close to it though...

Professor Chan seems to be another militant Asian. Perhaps after he is done attacking American Idol he will move on to attacking other Americans like a certain Asian student that went on a rampage in Virginia slaughtering over 30 innocent students.

Sanjaya is an Asian as well.

Chan seems intent on angry comment centered on attacking entertaining characters. His fixation seems dazed and confused to say the least. What appears to be funny to others and elicits nervous laughter appears to be a disguised anger at American culture and other cultures in general.

It must be nice to be paid a lot of money to type like a monkey. Consider for yourself if you are wise to praise Chan for his behavior or if you are just another bystander waiting for him to go postal.