He could've sung "Shiny Happy People" for our little Sanjaya

He was going for the hobo look to tie into the theme of the show.

Ok I can't take anymore I now have sizzling proof about our new Worst Candidate!!!

Rumor has it that late last night Phil was seen out at one of the less than trendy Goth night clubs in our fair city. It seems that using his limited star status has gotten him invites into some of the least chic clubs left in existence.

Sources are saying that Phil "Nos-Phil-atu" was seen with a large company of overweight acne covered females who were wearing black leather bodices and pvc clothing. He was then rumored to buy multiple rounds for the gala of bountiful ladies in the consistancy of Bloody Mary drinks and Krispy Kremes.

Some independant viewers are noticing a large increase of wandering undead in their areas. Could it be that Phil's raspy, scratched throat is actually a kind of siren's call to the masses of undead? Is he calling the damned up from their graves to eat the brains of the living in hopes of garnishing more votes? Is he directing the hordes of zombies to attack the idiots who waste their time watching this crappy show and honestly believing that if they vote for No-Neck or Timberfake that they may actually get a career?

Trust me Phil may be one of the restless dead, but don't be surprised in a year when you see Chris working at your local car wash. Hell don't be shocked when you realize its Taylor Hicks working the cash register beside him.

Damn I miss Sanjaya!

Dear Screwface:

This was damn brilliant and hilarious as well! RIGHT ON!

M-Dawg

The results show is TWO HOURS long? WHY?!?!?!?!?!!!! What on earth can they drag out for so long? Or does that mean the actual show is 20 mins, and the rest is advertising?

BWAHAHAHAH utterly priceless Screwface. Now wait for the idiots who don't get it, to angrily create a log in just so they can complain

Check out the progress of an Australian Idol winner - look how far they've come.......not

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21621737-5007132,00.html

Just goes to show - if you're not a boobie blond bimbo, you won't cut it in this shallow world. And FYI, Casey actually has a stunning voice, she was utterly wasted on this show. her first CD tanked because they made her sing songs that were totally not her style.

If Elvis ever had to sing with Celine, he'd kill himself. She's a friggin Vegas singer for Crist's sake!

..Melinda doesn't look like Shrek to me.

She looks like D.W.

You know, from the show "Arthur." Arthur's sister.