i'd trade all 6 of them for one more week of Sanjaya and Antonella. And Sundance can join, dream top 3.

I miss Sundance almost as much as the San-man. :'(

*wipes tears* Ahhhhh Dave, I love your recaps! Thank you makes my mornings reading them!

What, no comment on Nosphilatu's jacket? I think he was probabably trying to look a bit Wild West but the bloody big cross on the back looked more Goth. Was someone in the wardrobe department having a laugh or has he been reading this site and playing up to his Nosphilatu image? Good work anyway! And why did Simon reserve the Addams Family comment for Jordin?

"Then Melinda joins the guitarist and has a seizure on his back. They look like Siamese twins trying to pull apart from each other. Though when they finally succeed, the guitarist gets the entire neck."

I have said it before and I'll say it again...I LOVE YOU, man! You are fucking brilliant. Thank you for my daily laughs. I can't even watch Shrek anymore...when my kids put that movie on, I have to leave the room.

Have a great day!

"This ain't a love song, ... about a 5-note range... easy"

E below middle C up to a hi B?

That's a tad more than 5 notes.

Lakisha just made it sound a lot easier than it was because she sang it in the original key. It's like a chick who sings Journey at a karaoke bar and gets showered praise, even though Steve Perry has a female's range anyways so it's not hard at all for virtually any woman to sing like that.

That being said, there's no excuse for Jordin and Kiki to have not transposed the songs they sang.. those low notes were horrid.

First time poster, lurker for 2 and a half seasons.

KJ