As once told to Charlie Sheen in the brilliant comedy Hot Shots Part Deux:

"We need you. You're the best of what's left."

Sounds like all of the above contestants to me all right. Sort of like winning a "Most Improved" award - it doesn't mean you don't still suck, it just means you suck less than you used to suck. Probably needs to be renamed the George Michael Memorial Award.

Actually I thought that was bloody hilarious - and knowing Dave's gay even made it funnier, except for the mental image of Blake beatboxing his orgasm. *shudder*

Jive Talkin', to be SURE! You're so right! Shadow Dancing would be decent, but Jive Talkin'? I can almost HEAR him singing it!

Is it just me, or does Barry Gibb look a little like an older version of David Grohl?