Best. Review. Ever. Thank you!

It must be true about the judges only listening in the rehearsals. Blake's Roxanne was horrendous and Melinda's Whitney song was much more so-so than awesome, but the judges lauded both. Will someone pinch the judges to wake them up?

I secretly suspect that Blake threw Roxanne on purpose to show the judges up... could it be? Otherwise, there must have been something in the pre-show hors d'oevres to throw the Idols off their game like that.

Blake-Jordin final. Told you so. I've been watching Eurovision long enough to know about the power of the X factor, the element Melinda lacks despite her great talent.

("What's Eurovision?" Google it, dudes. You americans need to get with the times.)

I love Eurovision, hours of tackiness from all over Europe, it's fabulous!

i have to admit - never been a fan of VFTW but i have to say these recaps are hilarious and theyre half the reason i come here in the first place!! even if i do like melinda or "shrek" haha..anuyways keep up the great recaps