Why thank you. That means so much to me.....not.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This site is fucking GOLD! It's a shame we gotta wait 8 months before you roast a new batch of AI contestants.

You're welcome!

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Fear Not Loyal Worsters... We have Finding The Next American (Idol)

Band coming this Fall.  We will totally RIG THAT SHOW!  Polka

Band is taking it all the way.

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Awesome recap! I'm sick and have to go to work in a few, and this was a great way to start my day. This Is My Now is quite possibly one of the worst songs I've ever heard.

TPTB have never pimped someone so much to win. Our paper already has "Jordin Sparks wins AI!" I'd die laughing if Blake won, hah.

I'm sorry Cindyrellie, were you talking to me?

I know good music sweetie, which is exactly why I did not tune in to the Idol crapfest last night. Beleive me, no good music would be caught dead on that show.

What rock did you crawl out from underneath today? Oh yeah, idiotrock. There's a whole colony of you tweenie turds lingering there. Does the queen turd throw one of you out into VFTW land occasionally so that you can be a sacrifice to the Idol gods?? Probably.

Still does not help the show.

You may want to send word back to your queen that she should try something else because sacrificing the occasional tweenieturd is clearly not appeasing the judges...er gods....

Magooish

Hey Rocksmars,

I've been meaning to tell you for some time that I LOVE your cat-with-machinegun photo on the message board. I think that may be the funniest thing I've seen in decades.

Magooish

Joshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Or whatever your name is.

Learn paragraph and sentence structure, brush up on your punctuation and learn to use spell check. Then come back here and post something that makes more sense than this baby spittle.

Magooish

At the beginning of the show when they recapped the "dramatic" coin-toss &; Blake asked Jordin, "Do you want to go first?" Then she, selfishly (surprise, surprise) said, "Noooooooo...." - I would have laughed my ass off had Blake said, "I'll go second then." There is something about Jordin that actually makes me feel like tossing my television out the window. Is it the fake-crying? Or could it be that whenever she gets a negative remark from the judges she gets this strange, angry gleam in her eye? Or could it be that whenever I see her after reading this HILARIOUS site, all I can think about is The Return of the Jedi?

Great review, great job on the inclusion of Worsters Past. Man, that was one horrible final, with overall ghastly performances by all - Jordin, screech much?

That song sounds just like any of the other season winner's gawdamawful songs. Blake's face, when he was through singing, looked like he'd eaten a pile of steaming crap. I imagine he was cringing inside having to sing that shlock. Too bad he didn't go Sanjaya on it and rip it up with some beat-box riffs. That at least would have been entertaining.

Looking forward to what degree of crapfest tonight's Finale will bring. Maybe Jordin will smile that humongous smile and get choked up on confetti.

At least we will see our Papaya again.