"...If VFTW created a show, it would be called "Canadian Idol". (Anon?)
Worsters, we're back for Season Five of Canadian Idol, bigger and badder than ever! How did we go eight months without the stylings of Brandon Jones, the gender-mystifying Craig Sharpe or multi-hundred selling artist Eva Avila. Well Worsters, after being bored to death by AI6, the wait is over!
Follow my blog as we go along this glorious trainwreck of a ride called "Canadian Idol". Who will be our Papaya? What will Zack throw at the contestants this year? Will a French or Black contestant last more than a week? Will Annika pull a Mandisa? Will we get a "Hi Dave!", Canadian Idol style? How many lawsuites will there be? And most importantly, who will be representing New Brunswick and bringing us all our glorious trolls?
Stay tuned for my first blog after tomorrow night. I welcome all comments and suggestions. It can't be any worse than Brandon Jones' singing!
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Smartie
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Posted: 6/4/2007 at 6:54 PM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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STP, I cannot WAIT for your gems  I love your posts on the Message Boards; they're always a scream. I shall have to tune into CI via YouTube to see all the lovely acts you'll be recapping. One suggestion from little ole me - how about implementing a Steffi D 'performance' into each show, like Dave did for Sanjaya, after he was voted off? I've only recently discovered that amazing performer thanks to her thread on the Board, and watched all her CI performances on YouTube. That's what CI needs; more Steffi D!
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TVs_Frank
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Posted: 6/4/2007 at 7:49 PM
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Location: CL, IL
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I wonder if they'll burn Celine Dion in effigy....
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Nightwing69
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Posted: 6/5/2007 at 5:34 AM
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VFTW's Junkyard Dawg
Location: Philadelphia
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Dear smarterthanpickler: Since I'm a VFTW "newbie," I had no idea until very recently that a Canadian Idol even existed...yeah, arrogant freakin' Yanks... So...tease me, please me, and I'm all YOURS, Baby! Let The Fun And Games Begin! BARK! M-Dawg
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Van Dergraaf
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Posted: 6/5/2007 at 6:20 AM
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magooish
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Posted: 6/5/2007 at 7:46 AM
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Magoo, you've done it again!
Location: Cartoon land
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I grew up near the shore close the Canadian border. I miss the French Canadian style! As I recall, it included lots of overweight adult men wearing speedos. Yikes! Magooish
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melismaqueen
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Posted: 6/5/2007 at 8:42 AM
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I'm soooo looking forward to this. Been watching old episodes (how sad am I?) so I feel pretty primed. Can't wait for more of your blog, STP. I'm sure it will be a hoot.
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Nightwing69
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Posted: 6/5/2007 at 10:09 AM
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VFTW's Junkyard Dawg
Location: Philadelphia
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Dear Van Dergraaf: Ow...I banged my head against the screen from laughing so hard... You are freakin' BRILLIANT. M-Dawg
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LuvVFTW
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Posted: 6/6/2007 at 6:37 AM
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La Fetus's Flunky
Location: Ontario, Canada
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STP....I'm so looking forward to your blog...thank you so much for taking this on...I'm sure from your style that it will be funny as all get out...
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