Of course, most fantards are a bag of fries short of a happy meal, so they wouldn't understand this anyways.

Sorry, I disagree. I think most fantards are short the Big Mac.

My favorite quote from a disgruntled fantard was the one that said that Americans hate Canadians. Good grief, if we hated Canada, I would think that we could find something much more important to screw up than a TV show.

If Americans hated Canadians like that fantard thinks, we'd be claiming they're hiding weapons of mass destructions and invading them.

Then again, maybe the CI candidates ARE their WMD's.

Oh, we've got WMDs all right...but the I-dulls aren't it...Mwah ha ha ha! :D

Hell, yeah he would. He'd have probably banged each and every one of the losers - male or female - as they left the show too. ;)

But I hope Carly Rae isn't dumped yet - I mean, the internet can always use more pictures of nubile young girls dressed up in red fishnet whore stockings. Me love you loooong time, Joe!

Incidentally, if you do a Google Image search just for "red stockings", you get 159,000 hits. If you turn on Safesearch, though, you only get about a dozen I think. ;)

So having never actually SEEN CI or anything, I just have to say this:

1. Farley Flex? What kind of gay pr0n name is that? I mean, seriously, Dirk Diggler had less gay porn connotation that Farley Flex!

2. I never knew Sass Jordan was Canadian. I actually have her CD from way back when - late 80's, maybe early 90's - really good stuff if you like blues and country-influenced rock (think Johnny Lang with female vocals). She sure aged well, even if her career here in the States didn't.

3. How old IS that Carly Rae girl anyway? Did my comments up there just set off some kind of FBI "internet keyword" pedophile warning flag?

4. Judging by the few clips and the reviews here, and the fact that the Idol shows are based on British TV, Canada probably should declare war on England on the basis of cultural destruction. Then again, they'd have to fight a two-front war, since we've probably done as much "damage" to them as the Brits. ;)

It looks like Jaydee is standing on a dead body. That's all I can say. Eva Avila probably had a seizure when her pick got off. I hear that she slept with Zack to keep him in.

Hey everyone!

I stumbled across this while surfing the net; it's Canada's reaction to Greg's elimination:

http://entertainment1.sympatico.msn.ca/TV_Guide/RealityTV/Canadian%20Idol/Recaps/Articles/070809_gregfeedback_GD

Call them crybaby comments if you want. But man, these people really need to get over it. After all, it is only a show!

My favorite:

"I have never been in a worse mood in my life, and that is no joke. I couldn’t talk, I couldn’t sleep. I still can’t do anything. I haven’t stopped crying, if anyone even brings up the topic I just start crying again. My mom actually had to sit me down because she thought I was going to pass out because I was getting so worked up. Later that night she had to give me Gravol just to get me to go to sleep. Which really didn’t help, I just kept seeing Greg’s disappointed face, every time I shut my eyes." – From the most upset girl in Canada, Shannon

Shannon either has severe emotional issues or she was just playing Mom for the drugs.

Either way, I predict for Shannon a life filled with shock therapy treatments.

Dear Dirk:

Dude, you are righteously entitled to your opinion...and the fact that you stated it so well, and so graciously, will earn you much respect here.

Hope to see you back soon!

M-Dawg