Dear smarterthanpickler:

OUTSTANDING JOB, BOSS!!!

Getting this inbred hillbilly so far (and beyond!) is a miracle only worthy for VFTW!!!

I've done a lot of hillbillies in the past (pretty, horny, and REALLY, REALLY stupid) -- Jayvis reminds me of those good times.

Yeah...he's definitely kissing his brothers, too...

M-Dawg

Your religious theology is definitely on the money. I have the lowdown on prayer implications concerning Idol.

All requests go through a process not unsimilar to the weeding out that that the contestants go through during the auditions. Only VFTW pleas get the equivilent of a fast track pass.

Then instead of meeting Randy, Paula, Simon or Sass, the religious requests are presented to Our Blessed Saint Antonella, the Divine Savior Sanjaya and the Angel of the Skateboard, Montana.

Miracles do happen. Just look at the new picture on the JayDee thread if you are still an unbeliever.

And in my vision, soon we shall see appearing from the clouds, Our Blessed Saint in all her nubile glory, writing among us, forever and ever and ever.

Amen.

Dear all_sabrina:

Your brilliance is awe-inspiring...and your humor is piss-in-pants producing!

M-Dawg

And that picture is incredible.

That may be the all time best photochop EVAH ~ not only because it's really flawless, but because it's bound to garner attention from the Catholic Church.

When do the protests start, and do we need reinforcements to hold the fort? Should we call Hell's Angels to help us circle the website and keep out the marauding religious mobs?

'cause you know it's a slow news week and the press are bound to be looking for any reason to get the masses all riled up.

Magooish

Magooish...we don't need no stinkin' reinforcements! :-)

WE KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES!!!

Just let those perverse papists try to bring some holy-roller bullshit to OUR HOUSE...we'll do to them just like I did to a pervert priest when he tried to touch my weiner when I was an alter boy in 6th grade...I kicked that mother fucker squarely in his balls. He was OUT FOR THE COUNT!

all_sabrina, we have you back, baby!

M-Dawg

"WE KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES!!!"

roger that...

Magooish

I want to hear Jaydee sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green!" With a twang! In green leather!

I know Matt &; Dwight not good candidats 4 win.

And it's done.