I know who he is. That's why I said they both smell bad now. One is dead and rotting and the other is just a Constantine clone.

One thing I thought you'd surely hone in on - David Cook has the best goat vibrato ever on the show! Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0FieLdQmtg - at 2:57 and 3:00 he LITERALLY sounds like a goat.

Dave, I don't usually love your reviews, but you so completely nailed it regarding Simon's crap comments to especially Garrett and also to Colton.

Did you notice how after Garrett stood there and took it, he said that he'd go tanning? Then Simon said, "I don't mean that." Well, what the HECK DID you mean???? Geez, what an idiot!

If Garrett makes through to the next round, he should come out next week with a spray tan that makes Chikeze Jacuzzi look pale! I would SO love to see that.

That's how propaganda works. Just say it over and over until most just assume it to be right. Come presidental election time, you'll be told things haven't been this bad since the depression and people will believe that guy and sweep him into office(then we'll be told how great things are 3 months after he's gotten in).

Anyway, if it works for politics why not AI?

I thought i saw it and i saw it again

that christy lee cook is a strip dancer

on that finishing song "jump and move one"

she moves like a pro stripper with that dance and breast pumping

what u guys think

Hi Dave,

The reason none of the guys besides dread-head played instruments is because they can't (unless I missed something, but for the most part they can't). Remember that one plant dude who was cut in the top 50? He said that most of the real musicians, ie. people who play their own instruments, were cut, while teens who could be molded into the AI image were passed through.

The only girl I know of who plays an instrument is Brooke.

Jason Yeager creeps me out. He's got that vampire-fang look and resembles that other creepy looking actor guy, Jerry O'Connell. Twins who were separated at birth. Plus, his singing sucks, so I'm puzzled as to why he made the top 24.

David Cook does have s*it for hair. Poor guy. Maybe if he makes enough money doing idol he can afford to go for a consultation at the Hair Club for Men.

As for Danny Noriega, I sure wish Paula had made that stupid comment about his "colors" showing like she did to the other contestant. His color definitely would have been "pink". Maybe next week, he will show up in drag. The costume is the only thing missing from his drag queen performance.

As for Paula - I find it absolutely amazing that this woman - who can't sing to save her life - can be a judge on Idol. Think about it for a minute - If she were to audition for the show, she'd NEVER make it to Hollywood. She should have stuck with the dancing.