dawubee
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 6:25 AM Reply with quote
Location: Manhattan

I know you fixed guys to girls, but don't you mean 10, not 20?

duudeman
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 6:32 AM Reply with quote

Ahh jeez where to begin....Well I agree Carly was the best singer, but that sucks because she has NO right to be there! As far as the rest go, they ALL pretty muched sucked!! My sympathy actually goes out to VFTW staff, in such a target rich environment, how do you choose who to pick?!?!?

Also, I kinda disagree with VFTW's pick of Amanda (not that I liked her, she was awful) but the last four "performers" were SOOOOOO BAD, anyone of those could take the "worster" reigns. I seriously don't think there were more then 10 on key notes sung by these girls combined! To make things more puzzling, yet somehow predictable, when Miss Epperson totally f**ks up the lyrics and completely misses her notes....the a-hole judges don't even bother to mention it!!! If it wasn't a prefabed favorite I'm sure they would have slayed her.

And since this appears to be a season of impressions...err impersonations...her is mine of the judges comments to nearly every freakin contestant;

Randy - "yeah, I don't know...I'm a fan of yours, but not sure that was your best performance" (OK randy when was it, since they have only really started performing in front of an audience)... "and it was kinda pitchy" (exactly which notes please, I know not an orginal obsevation, but I would be remiss to not state it)

Paula - "jfdkjfdj(drunkin garbage)" followed by, "be you and try to be relevant, yeah relevant, and find relevance, and be relevant" - um do you know the meaning of the word, miss 80s popstar? Yeah way to make a comment about relevant singing to a bunch of kids who are forced to sing bad, years gone by, 70s songs...

Simon - "I didn't get it, your kind of a mess up there, you look ridiculous, but its just a critique and opinion" - comming from the guy with sweater sleves pushed up to his shoulders, showing the world he has exacly no biceps or any form of muscle tone!

Good thing this is the best year yet, at this rate it will get sooo good the show will finally go away!

PiratePoppet
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 11:06 AM Reply with quote
Location: Nowhere of any consequence

Wow...that was awful. The song and the soap-opera like music video.

alikatrah
Posted: 2/28/2008 at 11:51 AM Reply with quote

The judges write their "constructive criticism" based on dress rehearsal performances, so it could have been that Asia'h didn't f-up the lyrics then, but they were too busy chatting amongst themselves or self-medicating or whatever to notice. Although I wouldn't be surprised if it is just favoritism. Another theory is that the judges will always rave about the pimp spot performance, just in case a viewer tunes in for the last 5 minutes, they may think all the performances are great and watch next week. Yeah right.

roadmomy
Posted: 2/29/2008 at 7:38 AM Reply with quote

let's get a petition up and going to actually have you write for snoozing Seacrest....he is really boring up there. Also, I can't wait until Carly is in the bottom three along with Diaperboy David Archelletto or however you spell babyboys last name, and then there is "I sold my soul, whoops, favorite barrell horse to get a chance to sing in front of you" Kristy Lee Cook......hopefully this will happen before the next to the last show. Keep up the great work that you are doing...I am on your side VFTW!!!

TD
Posted: 3/4/2008 at 10:17 AM Reply with quote

Wow. That was a new depth of awful. The worst part is that she doesn't have a terrible voice....she just doesn't sound original. She sounds like a Leanne Rimes wanna-be.

Much like the song availability of our favorite show, she most likely didn't have a choice of what pictures were on the wall behind her when they shot this horrid excuse for a music video. She just nodded her pretty little head and said "uh huh" to whatever the "producer" told her. We can't totally fault her for that, can we? And where did they find the guy in the movie? Maybe he owns the shack they shot the film in and since Jimbob has half an inkling of what a contract is he said "I gets to be in this here music picture show and by the way I'm goin' topless. Now where'd I put the rest of that 24 pack of Old Milwaukee?"

And then the wet, white tanktop scene. wow. Originality at it's peak right there. One minute they're playing in the water. That's great it actually fit what little story there was to this video. But, then all of a sudden she's the "Lady of the Lake" if you will. Ready to pounce! I guess lake water does that to some people. Some people become seductive....some die from amoebas. Nature is funny like that.

catperson
Posted: 3/10/2008 at 6:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Connecticut

I can't believe that this video hasn't been pulled by AI "people" yet..but I must say, I'm glad it hasn't... :-)

It was interesting and very informative to say the least.

I wasn't aware of all the

kkkkristy facts until watching that video.

Wow....What total bulls*** that she is being allowed to participate in this (choke, cough) competition!!!

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