Asstro Accuses Simon Cowell Of Outright Cheating

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Monday, November 21, 2011 at 7:41 PM EST
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VFTW Pick Asstro has been making all sorts of inferences that something fishy was up last week when he was in the Bottom 2 but hasn't accused Simon Cowell of outright cheating. Until now...

 

“Not to sound cocky, but I don’t see how you can have the most followers on Twitter of all the contestants, most views on YouTube of all the contestants, and be voted in the bottom two. So, I knew something was fishy… That’s why I spazzed out.”

“It was kind of aggravating on my part, because basically something that happened behind the scenes,” he says. “I felt like I was being treated unfairly, basically that was X Factor’s way of punishing me. I don’t care to talk about what happened, but I doubt I was in the bottom two.”

 

Well, there it is; our pick is done mincing words! The behind the scenes stuff Asstro is alluding to is probably an incident over a set of Dr. Dre headphones he wore during his performance when he was told not to, exposing X Factor to a massive fine. The headphones had to be blurred out of his youtube videos.

If putting Asstro in the Bottom 2 was his punishment for wearing a stupid pair of headphones, I can't wait to see what his punishment will be for accusing Simon Cowell of fixing his own TV Show! We won't have to wait long to find out as the performance show is on Tuesday this week. Come back here for Asstro's voting info immediately after his performance.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 11/21/2011 at 8:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

The kid is messing with the bull, and I'm afraid he's gonna get the horns. Someone needs to explain the concept of "biting the hand that feeds you" to him. He's not too bright, but he's got guts, and guts is enough.

TS
Posted: 11/21/2011 at 8:23 PM Reply with quote

Ha ha...I love this little shit! Clap

Slacking
Posted: 11/21/2011 at 8:47 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Los Estados Unidos

I love how as soon as UK X-Factor got boring, US X-Factor became a hundred times more interesting



Last edited by Slacking on 11/21/2011 at 8:47 PM
likeyourvotescount
Posted: 11/21/2011 at 8:47 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Fantard Location: Chicago

I would put money on him getting the Death Spot this week.

Kevin_f
Posted: 11/21/2011 at 8:50 PM Reply with quote

Again with the delusions, Chris Rene's "Young Homie" youtube video is pushing 9 million views, probably more than all of Astro's videos put together. This kid is a mess!

Wagner4eva
Posted: 11/21/2011 at 9:37 PM Reply with quote

Laugh And, we thought Aaron Kelly's minor whistleblowing a yr. ago was BIG..HA - Leave it to our boy to tell THIS ClapClapClapVFTW Victory

gaziza
Posted: 11/21/2011 at 9:51 PM Reply with quote
Randy is fat

He must have hip-hop people whispering in his ear, telling him to get out and they'll sign him. He acts like he wants the fuck off this show. Which is awesomely entertaining.

Bobbery
Posted: 11/21/2011 at 9:54 PM Reply with quote
Location: Britain

Loving the drama this kid is bringing, thank you for lowering the age limit Simon

bluegenie
Posted: 11/21/2011 at 10:02 PM Reply with quote

He is such a brat. The ratings for this show are so in the toilet, Simon is probably loving it and he will milk this for all it's worth- I'm betting the judges will call him out on it during the show just to finally get some sort of press for this catastrophe.

jawajedi
Posted: 11/21/2011 at 11:40 PM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

Update: An X Factor spokesperson issued the following statement to THR: "After the public vote, Astro was in the bottom two last week. All votes are collected and tallied by an independent vote management firm. The results were certified to be true and accurate.

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