I'm not writing a full blog tonight because, as opposed to these lazy wannabes on this show, I have a real job and have to get up in a few hours. A few thoughts, however...
-The show's on an aircraft carrier. There's a shot of the judges on it and Randy's and J-Lo's ass almost take up the entire flight deck.
-Jennifer Diley's bikini is able to distract us from her shovel face but not from her awful singing
-Ashley Robles' mediocre voice is the same as countless others who've been cut on this show but she's cute so she gets through
-Deandre Brackensick may be too hideous looking to pass an audition even on The Voice
-Jayray Gibson sounds like he actually has the chance to be semi-modern. That's completely useless for this show, that's stuck somewhere in the 50s
-Aubree Dieckmeyer better hope there is no IQ test for finalists. James Durbin made it, so I suppose there isn't
-Ali Shields doesn't have the voice to win Idol, but she has enough craziness to be mocked in Hollywood
-Kyle Crews is in a fraternity...Phi Beta Loser
-Jane Carrey's singing is weak but maybe she can talk out her ass like her dad
-We could end our dependency on Arab oil if we could somehow extract all the grease off of Wolf Hamlin
-Best part of tonight's show: All the boat horns ruining the auditions! The auditions have become so bland; there's no more craziness, just a bunch of rejects from show buisness who either sing like crap or are too awful looking to present.
See you on Wednesday with a real blog.
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yojipoop
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 12:18 AM
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Location: Heejun's #1 VFTW 'Tard
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I applaud the fact you were able to scrape up this much to say about the steaming pile of fecal matter we got served tonight. Even our long-anticipated Wolf turned out to be Mr. Edwards singing a Johnny Cash song... PFFT.
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JackStraw777
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 1:12 AM
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Jim Carrey's daughter is a waitress. WTF. Hey, Dad can you spare a million or two from the few hundred million you made in the movie business. I'm sure she wants to make it on her own but come on, a waitress.
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Pinky Shears
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 10:29 AM
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Quote "JackStraw777": Jim Carrey's daughter is a waitress. WTF. Hey, Dad can you spare a million or two from the few hundred million you made in the movie business. I'm sure she wants to make it on her own but come on, a waitress.
I think he had to pull strings just to get her that job.
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sassafrassy
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 11:00 AM
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Location: Such Fun
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Jim Carrey is my Dad. My sob story is that I want to make it on my own apart from my dad, JIm Carrey. Being Jim Carrey's kid means that I don't want people to want me to sing for them just because I am Jim Carrey's kid. I mean when Jim Carrey is your father, you might think that all the doors open for you, but I don't want them to open just because Jim Carrey is my dad. I want to get out from my Dad, Jim Carrey's shadow. Oh and in case you didn't realize that I am Jim Carrey's child, here are a bunch of pictures of me and my Dad, Jim Carrey. If I get through, I will call my Dad, Jim Carrey and my dad, Jim Carrey will talk on speaker phone for your show and maybe if I get through to the voting rounds, my Dad Jim Carrey will come watch me make it on my own without any help from my dad, Jim Carrey.
Did I mention my father is Jim Carrey?
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BooJoe
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Posted: 1/23/2012 at 6:33 PM
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Location: Big Dog House
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Quote "sassafrassy": Jim Carrey is my Dad. My sob story is that I want to make it on my own apart from my dad, JIm Carrey. Being Jim Carrey's kid means that I don't want people to want me to sing for them just because I am Jim Carrey's kid. I mean when Jim Carrey is your father, you might think that all the doors open for you, but I don't want them to open just because Jim Carrey is my dad. I want to get out from my Dad, Jim Carrey's shadow. Oh and in case you didn't realize that I am Jim Carrey's child, here are a bunch of pictures of me and my Dad, Jim Carrey. If I get through, I will call my Dad, Jim Carrey and my dad, Jim Carrey will talk on speaker phone for your show and maybe if I get through to the voting rounds, my Dad Jim Carrey will come watch me make it on my own without any help from my dad, Jim Carrey. Did I mention my father is Jim Carrey?
Gee being raised in the 1% sure must be a bitch. One that the other 99% would trade for in a heart beat. Oh boo hoo. Let some kid who really has to wait tables go ahead of you. I'm sure you'll get by if AI doesn't work out.
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Brokensauce
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Posted: 1/24/2012 at 5:24 AM
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Location: Anywhere the frauen and tweens aren't
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Apparently Jim Carrey's plant daughter isn't anywhere near the Top 60. Haha. Sorry, Jane. This show favors professional athlete's kids to Hollywood celebrities' kids.
Re: Bikini Girl v2.0, I dunno, but she wasn't that bad-looking IMHO. Kinda prefer her to Katrina Darrell or whatever her name is...but yeah, she can't sing for shit. That's when the mute button comes in handy...
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