Don't forget to curtsey, butwhatever. From his use of the royal "we", it should be obvious zappers has blue blood running through his veins.

Wait, you're just now realizing that Phillip's been lighting up before going on stage? I've pretty much assumed this all along.

And "even" the raw votes having Lady Bidet in last place may not be the best way of putting it, because he's always at or near last place in the raw votes. The last one to actually finish behind him was DeAndre, who's been off this show for over a month now.

Dialidol doesn't mean shit. Lady Bidet has finished distant last every week, but guess what? It didn't matter. I don't know how many times I have to say this, but

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

DIALIDOL IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

The 2 highlights of the night for me (not attributed to stoner Steven Tyler)

PP sitting on steps during duet with Joshuette taping and moving feet. I've never seen a human being do that before while sitting on steps. Is that talent or twitch? Did anyone else notice?

J Ho fumbling and bumbling through one of her innane reviews use the word "vibrado" to describe someone's singing. Vibrado? Did anyone else her that? Please tell me it is a Spanish word or is J Ho just fantasizing about later on that evening?

Was that Arsenio Hall?

One would think that AI would want ANYONE but PP to win. I mean, why would they want WGWG5 for the win? But based on the judges scripted feedback prepared by Nigel it appears they really want to send Hollie home. PP got a good review for his first song and rave reviews for his other two. Hollie pretty much got crapped on for two of her three songs. For some odd reason AI really wants to give Hollie the boot instead of PP.

Thanks for the warm welcome BW!

Does seem odd, but Fembot H appears to be the least marketable at this point. She just comes off as an awkward person to me when they show any footage of her or when she is interviewed(and not because she is British, or because she is a girl, or because she has blonde hair). Just a good singer with no star quality. PP is awkward too, but awkward funny, not awkward weird. Maybe Fembot H just lacks some personality.

I don't think AI wants PP to win either b/c he seems to have absolutely zero interest in being contractually obligated to the show's recording deal. (Could he turn it down??) Would be a frustrating marriage for both parties, although PP would be way easier to market than Fembot H. From watching the show, Lady Ladet is the show's obvious choice. Get ready for Joshua Ladet's Soul Revival coming to a state fair near you!

I don't know if I can watch this show anymore even just to make fun of it. It really is at the vomit-inducing stage now. Overblown, overly-dramatic oversinging followed by disgustingly and completely undeserved overblown, overly-dramatic heaping of praise and accolades. Cripes, the way Joshua and Jessica were grunting and screaming I thought they were competing to see who would be the first American Idol contestant to drop a deuce on the idol stage. There is no melody, it's pure vocal gymnastics to the point that the song is no longer recognizable. I don't want to listen to that sh*t.

Sorry Jessica, Jennifer did it much better and she has the awards to prove it. You're just a copy cat.

Sorry Joshua, but if I want to listen to screaming I'll listen to the real James Brown recordings and maybe Joe Cocker, who can SING and scream much better than you will ever be able to do.

The judges are competing to see how outrageous their praise can be by attempting to outdo their own praise from the previous week and against the other judges.

Hollie was boring, but she and Phil are the only ones who sing halfway normal. Phil has his repetitive DMB-style singing in every song and Hollie is boring and lacks emotion, but they don't make me want to put earplugs in either.

Nope. Worst singer left. /discussion.