BlueOx
Posted: 3/27/2008 at 7:42 AM Reply with quote
Location: Las Vegas

The funniest part of her ordeal is how they played her music video on tv, asking people to say what they think about it. You must really suck for not one person out of millions to care enough to call a toll free number. It would probably be a funny video for VFTW to post, if it can be found.

MojoPin66
Posted: 3/27/2008 at 7:45 AM Reply with quote
Location: Dallas

I agree. Brooke White already has "smile" wrinkles. I would guess she's in her early 30s.

MojoPin66
Posted: 3/27/2008 at 7:57 AM Reply with quote
Location: Dallas

I don't know how anyone could say the band is bad or amateurish. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I think they are all first rate players. The backup singers are decent -- nothing to write home about, but capable.

Withxtracheeseplease
Posted: 3/27/2008 at 10:27 AM Reply with quote

Great job KKKristy! With our chile Amanda out, you have ALL the redneck votes. And there is nothing rednecks like more than being pandered too. Simon was so right! Brilliant song choice; best in years! I loved the lyrics – “I'm proud to be an American…” - you underhandedly say you're the only one who is not Nigerian, Irish, Filipina, Australian, half-Puerto Rican, half-Columbian, half-Honduran, married to a Canadian, or an Alien (see David Cook's baby pic)! You don’t really need talent to win this, just wrap yourself in the flag (not that one from your video, please!) and ride your horse into the sunset….

Not going to comment on every performance – but have to say I laughed my *** off at Carly- she was so skank, even Randy couldn’t give her props! Total Eclipse of the Fart! And that last run – GIANT POOPY SQUAT!! Then she explains her bad performance by saying to 30 million viewers – “I just went to the bathroom!!!” Oh, is that what that is, smeared on your arm? Ewwwwwe.

McLovin
Posted: 3/27/2008 at 7:15 PM Reply with quote

Don't know about a Bucky Covington version of Fat Bottom Girls, but Kevin Fowler did a country version of it in 2002.

your mother
Posted: 3/27/2008 at 7:52 PM Reply with quote
Location: Washington

Randy has half replaced dude and dawg with things like..."that wasn't a good choice for you, for me, you know" and crap like that. Randy, you are speaking. Clearly if you are speaking than it is your opinion. You do not have to remind us. ugh

Also, Randy must be reading this because he suddenly hates Carly.

elvenjewel
Posted: 3/27/2008 at 9:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: At the Copa! Copacabana!

Your wish is my command!

magooish
Posted: 3/28/2008 at 9:00 AM Reply with quote
Magoo, you've done it again! Location: Cartoon land

"Nothing to write home about" says it all.

Magooish

magooish
Posted: 3/28/2008 at 9:05 AM Reply with quote
Magoo, you've done it again! Location: Cartoon land

Patience Grasshoppers. Castro may still have an opportunity at worsterness, his time has not yet arrived.

Great fortitude is needed to be a true worster. Confucious say " Dave choose,worsters follow".

Magooish

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