I feel really bad for Brooke. She is a nervous wreck on stage. She just can't seem to be comfortable on stage. This is just not for her.

"Shitson was also VFTW worthy and yet they praised that crap. She did show Brooke what to do when you don't know the words, babble anything and the Three Stooges will not call you out for it. Repeatedly screwed lyrics, never sang the refrain execpt with some Jorbacca/No Air like screams and howls, just awful. Dialidol has her last again, she probably had fewest votes both last week and this week, but given the pimpage for her shit, they must be keeping her for some reason."

I think its pretty obvious that someone wants to try to recoup the $2 million dollars MCA lost on this skank.

Lets see - who was at MCA when they blew $2 million on Cunty Shitson. . . Hmmmmm . . Could it be our beloved "dawg" whose "keepin' it real"? ? ? ?

Personally, I think it would be no surprise at all if Randy had a personal stake in Shitson. . .

Well I guess I agree with the majority this weeks format was a wreck. It maybe that Idol is having a going out of business sale. This guy Jason Castro can get a contract with Chucky Cheese when he finished.

The kid David A. is a talent but the real talent is Carly Smithson and David Cook in that order. Simon is working very hard to make sure Carly is eliminated.

"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!" No kidding. Maybe she was sharing the bong with Paula and Jason Castro. Or perhaps she was high on the massive amounts of Ex-Lax she has to take for her constipation issues. I mean, she has to be constipated with those faces she makes while she sings.

THE FIXED SIXTH SENSE – I see plants everywhere.

American Idol Andrew Lloyd Webber Night

Syesha Mercado -- By wearing a tight red dress she was able to at least hold my attention for the first 15 seconds of her performance or in other words 10 seconds longer than usual. Simon says she was sexy and compares her performance to the fantasy/makebelieve/movie singer character Michelle Pfeiffer portrayed wearing a red dress in the 1989 movie “The Fabulous Baker Boys.” And Paula gets knocked for spouting inane gibberish.

Jason Castro -- Good God when in talking with ALW about the song “Memories” Jason said “I didn’t know a cat sang it” it was as good of a line as any that “Fletch” ever got off and that includes .....

“Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.” [leans arm on hot engine part] and “Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he actually died. That was extremely sudden.”

..... Paula slurs that “ish wush a wiejsh choish” (it was a wise choice) pronouncing the word “wise” in such a weird way that for the life of me I actually thought that she was starting to say “ouija board.”

Brooke White -- Thank God for Paula finally busting Brooke with the “NEVER STOP AND START” Six-year-old kids in elementary school Christmas plays can get it together enough not to stop and start over. I railed about this the last time Brooke did it but the judges gave her a free ride. At least this time Paula took her to task for it. Let me make this as clear as I possibly can. Stopping and starting over is just about the biggest fuck up you can do just below running off the stage in tears accompanied by the ear-piercing screech of microphone feedback. It is completely unprofessional and out of all of the thousands and thousands of lounge and piano bar singers, happy hour guitar players, musical warm-up acts or whatever that I have seen in my life I have never seen it happen even one time. Brooke has now done it three times on American Idol. Weirdly, she actually says that it is her first time. ????WTF???? Is she shaving a really fine line on it like she forgot the lyrics this time for the first time and the other times there was a different reason for her monumentally shitting the bed?

David “Archduke Turdinand” Archuleta -- None other than the great and legendary Andrew Lloyd Webber sticks up for me for when I said that AT squints like a newborn baby weasel when he sings. Thanks for catching my back on that one ALW.

Snarly “Snaggletooth” Shitson -- One the bad side Tons-O-Irish-Fun got three out of every four words that she sang wrong and could carry the melody only to a vaguely nodding association with the actual song melody but on the good side she didn’t quit like Brooke.

David Cook -- I have been as hard on DC (oh behave!) as anybody on this board but I was impressed with his performance last night. He didn’t try taking the easy (and untalented) way out of just standing there and shouting like he has done for every single one of his performances so far. He took a very difficult song, did it the right way and pulled it off. If David is truly not now and never was a plant I could really get behind him (oh grow up!) as a VFTW candidate. Not before Brooke and Jason of course though.

Brooke was pathetically inadequate yet it was Jason the judges tore a new a-hole for. Brooke should go. She is really just awful in every aspect but it seems like the fix is in on Jason.

Something smells fishy. Syesha will probably go.

Ditto on Carly's dress! Aside from the fact that it covered her arms, I thought it was hideous. I kept wondering why she had sparkly illustration of her reproductive system on her belly...just to distract us from the song, I guess. And Randy actually said he liked it?! I guess he is both tone deaf and hearing impaired now. I am hoping she goes tonight. Planty as she is, do we really think they want an Irish lass with a scary, tattoo-coated husband winning this thing?? I doubt it.

...and somewhere in heaven, Jesus bullets his remote through the T.V. and weeps.

Herod does the same in Hell.

What it was was that he doesn't try to ruthlessly flatter the contestants and praise the show.

He admitted on a few "Yeah, he/she really does suck" or "Yeah, well, honestly, I don't think he/she is gonna get through the song."

THAT is why he was the mentor I didn't have to turn off or curse at.