The flabby tat girl will be the first of the chosen ones to go. She might not even outlast pariah Castro or Shaniqua whatever.

Professor Chan: If Wikipedia and I are not mistaken, he would be called "Lord Lloyd-Webber" or, more specifically, "Andrew, Lord Lloyd-Webber of Sydmonton"

Alas, Andrew Lloyd Webber did not write the Les Miserables musical. If he had, we could all have enjoyed Carly pretending she didn't star in the road company ...

I think Castro would have been a lot better at "Memory" if he had re-arranged it in the manner you describe. His voice is better suited to a less silky-smooth arrangement and he wouldn't have been so uncomfortable either.

Edited to add: Even while he was still singing, I could totally hear Archduke Turdinand's version of "Think Of Me" playing on our local schmaltz radio station.

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It is obvious she was completely high, and trying to play sober.

Now I know what my mom used to feel when I woudl come home at 3am, pretending to be sober, looking just like that, and she would say "I am glad you're alive, now go to bed".

archuleta received an A while syesha a B? alright... this is pretty weird for a critic.

Stuff I've been dying to say, but couldn't find a place for:

--The lyric to 'One Rock And Roll Too Many' actually says "takes its toll out of you." I blamed Syesha for that grammatical mistake until I looked up the words. Sure enough, that was the lyric as written. The phrase should be "takes its toll on you." The worst part is, there's no reason to make that mistake. It fits the music just as well if you say it right.

--Dja notice Syesha came in a beat too early ? It still was her best performance, though, and she shouldn't have been in the bottom 2; not this week, anyway.

--Could Andrew Lloyd Webber BE any more awkwardly gay, or gayly awkward, than he was both nights on the show (not the pre-taped segments) ? The kiss he blew was pure pink gold ...

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