DANNY NORIEGA LEFT A COMMENT ON MYSPACE

FIRST I SAID: 'I LOVE YOU DANNY"

AND HE REPLIED SAYING "I LOVE YOU MORE"

IM SUPER ESCITED

GO CHECK IT OUT:

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/ITSJONABITCH

Excellent points jlowe2. I was thinking the same thing. The arrogance of diagnosing someone based on a performance on TV is truly stunning. I think wakeupcallforall has quite possibly done more real harm to this kid than any tongue in cheek internet goofing, because she indentifies herself as a professional and makes some conclusions about personal aspects of this kids life and presents them as as though they were fact. She knows no more about his family life or supposed traumas than any of us do, but at least we don't take ourselves so seriously. Personally, I doubt she is a professional and her abilites to diagnose from a video are about as accurate as Bill Frist's diagnosis of Terry Schiavo.

I'm with JJ, Dave -- go for the colonoscopy. Just made it through mine last month and it was a pretty hideous experience that I don't ever want to repeat. Ditto for ever watching another season of AI. I'm completely astounded that every week it gets WORSE. How can you start at minus-infinity and still decline?

My husband (who won't watch - he has a brain) said Screechie's announcement that she would be doing Tina Turner's Proud Mary that has been covered, like, 100 times (would that be the Proud Mary that John Fogarty of CCR wrote and Tina Turner covered?) wasn't disgusting enough for me to be allowed to puke.

He was right. How was I to know she would trump this by telling us that she really could relate to Sam Cooke's civil rights anthem because it's all about her AI experience?! (Is it possible that Randy Jackson slagged her performance because he found that just a tad offensive, or is that giving the guy way too much credit?)

The abused gaspy lizard is probably the best VFTW pick at this point, but let's face it, they are all unbelievably dreadful performers and this show is just fucking scary bad.

Wish there was a way to vote to make Randy, Simon and Seacrest do one of those dance-and-sing-like-you're-still-in-preschool medleys!