Vote?!? I don't vote-I just criticize

I see the Monchichi for him in a cage with a banana

LMFAO @ Monchichi reset... priceless!

>Nigel sits backstage ejaculating all over himself with joy

After watching him in those videos, I doubt it. He's likely smooth down there like a Ken doll.

The sight of that has made me scared to go to sleep. I am going to dream I am in that dance sequence with Nigel and the zombies singing.

I am going to have PTSD from this show!!!!

I take back every thing I ever said or even thought about Jason just being stupid. I now think he is a genius. I shot the fucking sheriff?

My toes curl with glee.

I've had a colonoscopy and so I feel qualified to suggest that you go ahead with that appointment because it would be far more enjoyable than having to watch this line up of shit. Might as well take a look at your own.

It's the prep on that test that will make tonight's bad memories come flooding back.

Fantastic blog by the way. It's the only reason I watch this heaping pile of crap .

Keep up the great work!

Well, lets see...

Rave on the Daves, give them a rim job between sets (X)

Do everything but set Jason C's hair on fire in an attempt to finish the job they started last week. (X)

Allow one contestant to completley sell her soul in a blatent attempt to get sympathy (and the black vote), (X)

I'd say the producers/judges got everything acomplished that they wanted to this week. The only downside was that Paula actually seemed somewhat sober tonight, shame.

As for the singers... Cook did ok on the second song, the first was horrible.. But the judges did their best blow job to make it look great...

Archuletta, did'nt like either of his songs. He's too young to be singing love songs, and stand by me is just beyond him even trying to do.

Castro, loved his attitude tonight. I think he figured it out about three weeks ago and has since quit giving a shit. He was'nt bad, he did what he always does. The judges could have cared less if he did great or horrible, they were hell bent on sinking him tonight which is why I'll go to bed praying that he makes it into the top three, (sorry Jason, I know you want off of this turd heap as fast as you can, but this is bigger than you my friend, it's personal!!).

Syesha.. Proud Mary was ok, but not impressive (her body is though!! Say what you will about her singing, but she's hot!! My wife even said she was smoking!!). I can apreciate the second song for it's historical significance, and she did alright on it but that's where the good news ends.. She then proceeds to pander the black voters, and attempt the sympathy vote by letting the water works flow.. I honestly think that Randy was really pissed about it too.. You could tell by the looks of the other two monkeys working the judges table that they were caught off gaurd when he did'nt sing her praises. She almost had me with the tears until I remembered she was an actress (they can turn that shit on and off at the drop of a dime). Which could very well be her undoing, if she managed to offend the black voters like she did Randy she could be a gonner tommorow, which would'nt really surprise me, as she is a regular at the bottom so she does'nt have a big fan base to begin with... Then again, the producers will figure out a way to manipulate it so she stays..

Dave, I'm going to have to agree with your last paragraph there. Perhaps the first ever VFTW boycott is called for in this situation. Either that, or declare all of the remaining contestants your pick. Seriously, they are all the worst.

I read something in an article on CNN.com about how Idol is slipping that really made a hell of a lot of sense. They quoted some teenager saying, "Last year I felt like I knew them personally and not this season." That's completely the truth. I'm not emotionally invested in anyone this season, and I haven't been since Amanda Overmyer. Who gives a shit? Maybe it's time I grew up and stopped picking on a stupid show that I'm not the intended audience for anyway.

Speaking of that, I love that the same article said that the teen audience is the one that's abandoning Idol this season, and the average viewership age is now 42 years old, compared to mid-30's last year. No other statstic will chase away teen viewers faster. "Hey, tweentards, you should watch Idol! Your mom really thinks it's cool!"

Sorry, I'm drunk tonight. Maybe I should've drank a little less and poured a little more out for my dead homie Idol. They should make the theme for next week "Dirge Week." Let's all sing a burial tune for the death of Idol.

Sad drunk, OUT!

For reference:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/06/apontv.american.idol.ap/index.html

Wow! that was some bus they pushed him under. In fact, I think it was a freight train.

here comes the train Woo ooo Woo wooo. Here comes the train... it's alright...

OK it wasn't good, but it didn't deserve the crushing reviews they gave it. too bad he f'd up Bob Dylan's song. oh well. vote early, vote often. I'll line up to see his concert any time.

I thought Cook did a decent job on Baba. I couldn't hear the band at all on Wolf. What's up with that? nonetheless, I still give him top marks this week

Syesha was ok, and I give her 2nd place for her vocals, first place for vote sucking. I think she was channeling Brooke with the "It's ok, it's ok" and later with the waterworks. Crikey.

weeDave gave us an extra dose of gaspy on the first song. Can't the judges just once call him out on that????!!! Second song was ok but..... ummm.... wasn't it supposed to be rock and roll this week? I know The King sang that song, but still, Rock it ain't. Pimpin' in full effect again this week. Full effect.