I've done it right, then! Yes!

Oh, and how could anyone forget this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVtWXtSKJ9I

Surely the greatest ensemble song ever ever ever! Where else could you find Paul Simon, Pee-Wee Herman and Mr Hudson from Upstairs Downstairs singing together!

Have you all heard yet that David Cook's family asked American Idol to pay for David's dying brother's air lift so he could watch the finale show and they would pay them back but they flat out refused. Freaking heartless Brits! They will give money to those drug addicts down in New Orleans because it's politically correct instead. Morons.

"I don't know where the sidewalk went"...

I believe I have now peed on my office chair. It smells in my cube and I can't bother to go get some scratchy paper towels to clean it up because I'm afraid I'm about to fill my pants, too... then it's REALLY gonna smell over here. Beck-Eye, your song is so beautiful, I think it should NOT be wasted on JUST THIS year's Idol winner... I think that's good enough to be put into an "Idol Gives Back" charity single that should be sung by Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Hicks, Jordin Sparks AND Sanjaya (in a full glittery ponyhawk!) and they can have William Hung as a backup dancer...

Oh... ohhhhh, crap... there it goes, I'm in trouble now, I'm totally pantsfilled... damn you VFTW and your minions!

love, J-Mo

Ash - that was Ernie from Sesame Street and 'Put Down the Duckie'. Was that the link you intended? It was funny anyway...