Hip-Hop for Hip-Hop Haters
This week is Country Week on American Idol. So it stands to reason my post is about hip-hop. It’s a cliché genre rivalry (country vs. hip-hop): if you love one, it is assumed you hate the other. I recently talked music with a co-worker, Martina*. Martina is a country gal through-and-through, so we had a grand ol’ time trading favorite singers from the South. Then Martina took the conversation in a completely different direction: a ten-minute tirade about how hip-hop is terrible.
Finally, I had to stop her. "You might be talking to the wrong person, because I like hip-hop." Given my proclivity for country music, she was surprised. The girl then confessed she had never listened to a single rap song! So here, for Martina and others who claim to "hate hip-hop" is a sampling of tracks you might find palatable.
Seriously, with this cloistered show, when am I EVER going to get a chance to sing the praises of rap music?
“Rock ‘n Roll (Could Never Hip-Hop Like This)” by Handsome Boy Modeling School

This is a good stepping-stone for non-rap listeners. The track is a dizzying history lesson, a look at how rock 'n roll and rap are twined together. It’s from So… How’s Your Girl? and creatively samples classical music, putting solid beats over Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons.” In addition to an introduction by two pioneers, DJ Jazzy Jay and Grand Wizard Theodore (who also contributed the scratching), the track appeases the modern rock ear by featuring Linkin Park. Then there’s a hilarious parody of rap vanity at the end. Phew… and that’s just the album’s first track!
Handsome Boy Modeling School is a collaborative experiment conducted by Dan “the Automator” Nakamura and “Prince Paul” Huston. The two take on alternative personalities and critique the modern state of hip-hop, all while honoring the beats and beat-makers who made the genre what it is. So… How’s Your Girl? features an eclectic group of guests: Three Dog Night, Cibo Matto, Sean Lennon… Some have called the album “grab bag,” but I say it has something for everyone.
“Bucky Done Gun” by M.I.A.

Martina told me “all hip-hop is degrading to women.” This oft’ heard statement spotlights the speaker’s ignorance more than anything else (right up there with saying all classical music is “boring”). How can all hip-hop be degrading when there are so many great female rappers? Case in point: Maya Arulpragasam (a.k.a. M.I.A.) She’s a recent addition, but a good one.
M.I.A. is an artist (a girl after my own heart). She’s the daughter of a Tamil activist/militant and grew up in Sri Lanka, but due to ethnic civil war, she and her family fled to London. As a result, her lyrics often deal with violence, poverty and prejudice, and she is a rousing voice for world issues. “Why don’t we ever get to hear the starving African kids say something?” she asks. “We show them, but they don’t have a voice.”
File sharing and online word-of-mouth about her single “Galang” shot M.I.A. into the hip-hop stratosphere. She has two albums out: Arular (named after her father) and Kala (after her mother). “Bucky Done Gun” is my favorite single from the paternal album, and it perfectly exemplifies M.I.A.’s crackling lyricism and world-beat sound.
"Guajira (I Love U 2 Much)" by Yerba Buena

Yerba Buena is a New York-based multicultural fusion group (emphasis on the fusion): part Latin, Soul, Funk, Afrobeat, Jazz, and Rumba. In 2003 they were the musical guest at Chicago’s Samba in the Park. I enjoyed the performance so much, the next day I went to the record store and cluelessly asked the clerk (who was Hispanic), “Do you have Yerba Buena?”
He gave me a pretty funny look.
Eventually we cleared up the confusion and I bought President Alien. With heavy Afro-Cuban rhythms and a cross-pollination of talent, you’ll be hard pressed not to shake your hips. The music features violins, flutes, saxophones, trumpets, electronics, guitars, and some soaring vocal work. “Guajira” is the most hip-hop influenced track on the album, with raps by Stic.Man (from Dead Prez). Other band members include Andres Levin, Descemer Bueno (who has since left), Skoots Warner, Xiomara Laugart, CuCu Diamantes, El Chino, and Pedro Martinez. Yerba Buena’s second album, Island Life, is equally groove-a-licious.
Check back later for Part II of this series: Country for Country Haters.
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M.I.A owns a little bit of my heart.
I adore bucky done gun, and I really like her song XR2 off of Kala.
They should do a hip-hop/rap week on American Idol.
can you imagine Kristy Lee Cook trying to rap.
I would pee myself.
A couple friends of mine don't like rap, but I've played them some Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip (Thou Shalt Always Kill and 1000 Words) and some Sage Francis (Runaways and Woke Up This Morning) and they've liked that.
I hope Nickel Creek and Kim Richey get mentioned in the country blog. I don't much like country music (mostly pop country), but I love NC and Richey.
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Ooo, I like that idea. Here's my version of how Hip-Hop Idol night would go down with the remaining contestants (WARNING - some of the following videos are NSFW):
Syesha Mercado: "Shake Ya Bum Bum" (Li'l Kim cover) - Syesha will finally embrace her sexy side to an alarming degree, coming out onstage in a Li'l Kim inspired pastie dress that barely covers her large assets, which will keep her around for a couple more weeks just like it did for Haley Scarnato. Syesha will eventually lose American Idol, but will go on to have a wonderful career in porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJz1m3X-YlE
David Cook: "Break Stuff" (Limp Bizkit cover) - David Cook will defy everyone's expectations by showing that someone actually can rap more horribly than Fred Durst.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThkzfsTyqAQ
Jason Castro: "Because I Got High" (Afroman cover) - Jason will come out with his guitar and sing the song with meaning and heartfelt emotion since it tells the true story of his life. Paula will sing along with every word. Because they got high right before the show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8
Brooke White: "Elmo's Alphabet Rap" (Elmo from Sesame Street cover) - Brooke can't shake her sunny nanny disposition, and she comes off sounding just like a Muppet, which she kind of looks like anyway. Tell me you can't hear her doing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99WQeH36OZo
Michael Johns: "Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous" (Flight of the Concords cover) - Okay, so they're from New Zealand and not Australia, but whatever. If he did this, I would vote for him for the rest of his life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoWfambAi6A&feature=related
Carly Smithson: "Jump Around" (House of Pain cover) - They're Irish-American, she's Irish, and she loves to point his out all the time, so there's really no other choice here. In the end, she decides to abandon the rap and just sing "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion, because that's all she can sing anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZZADbubu0Y
David Archuleta: "The Playground" (Another Bad Creation cover) - He's a little midget just like these guys, so he comes out and busts this def song like a true homey from the early 90's. "Archmaster Pimpalicious" goes on to win American Idol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsWCfemmUxg
Ramiele Malubay: "Me So Horny" (2 Live Crew cover) - The litte Asian girl gets down and dirty on this filthy old classic, and a new star is born.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oALRL7uyY
Kristy Lee Cook: "Gin & Juice" (cover of the Gourds covering Snoop Dogg) - KKKristy decides she has to do a country rap song, so she once again busts out the fiddles and goes boot scootin' across the stage while shaking her lack of an ass. It is truly awful, just like everything else she does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCAM3C3dpIA&feature=related
I hate my brain.
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Bless you, Laura! I love the HBMS albums, they're enormously creative and fun dudes.
Roisin Murphy is actually doing 'The Truth' on her tours nowadays, rap and all. Tis on YouTube, check it out :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYNFaUn8Y7w
A great album.
Public Enemy - another rap great, that's a band I can listen to 1,000 times and not get bored with.
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You got all those perfect, especially Jason.
In my opinion though, Ramiele would probably sing something more along the lines of Millionaires.
http://www.myspace.com/millionaires
Archuleta would be great with this. They'd think his wheezes and gasps were scratching.
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piece of shit fucking CUNTY
Thank you for pointing out some fabulous hip-hop gems!
M.I.A. gets a very deserved shout-out!!
Oh good! I love country week because Simon hates it. He's going to be totally miserable for an hour and half.
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How bout making the CON-testants rap Beatles songs? or Barry Manilow??? Or how about singing classic motown tunes in hillbilly fashion? I am convinced that the producers of this show routinely think up the worst possible themes, as proof that it just doesn't matter anymore - 30M viewers are still going to reliably watch this crap. We need more cow bell - and Beatles songs!!!
One Blake is enough.
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