Final Four: Post Game Analysis

Hey now! Daughtry rocks.

People say there's no reason to hit a woman. There's plenty of reasons. You just don't do it! - Chris Rock

"In true Idol suspense-killing fashion, as soon as Kris is told he's the first Final Three-er safe, the countdown to Allison's booting was a foregone conclusion."

I don't think TPTB on that show even know what "suspense" means. That was suspenseful? Letting Kris off the hook first, then Adam second? did they honestly believe anyone thought Gokey was in danger despite his craptacular performance? by the way Gokey's fantards are truly more tone deaf than I originally thought because I keep seeing on the internet that they truly believe the only bad thing about his performance was the last screachy note. What a bunch of buffoons.

Karaoke Gokey blows.

Daughtry is such a tool...bigger than Simon. It was SO precious to see his look of shocked, "OH NO THEY DIDN'T" when he got voted off.

He still bleats like a goat; who buys that crap? When Daughtry was jibber-jabbering with Ry-ry about how he's a "band" person, it made me gag - yeah idiot, what about the BAND you left in the DUST? Forgetting those poor souls you stiffed?

Danny Douche-bag's smug smile the whole night was more than I could take. I think Allison should've slapped him instead of pushing him during the group song and then say, "Oh, well I was just getting into the song - my bad Danny!"

I've been a follower of VFTW since the glory days of Sanjaya, but have never posted. I was snooping around on the AI website, and it appears the tweeners are using two phones at once to vote for Adam: one is on speedial and the other is used for simultanious texting. It sounds like this might be the key to his success. Maybe we should all start doing this to ensure a Gokey victory. Thanks.

"I was amused by Gokey's purple t-shirt with suspenders style, looking like an unholy alliance of Leo Sayer and Mork From Ork. "

I'd say that pretty much sums up his musical "talent."

To fully milk the “sorry your wife is dead” vote, Danny Croakey should perform "Honey (I Miss You)" by Bobby Goldsboro next week. If you are not familiar with the song, check it out on you tube; it is one of the most maudlin and insipid tunes ever written. Would be perfect.

I saw Gwen and No Doubt awhile back when she was on tour and they rocked. But last night....I was embarrassed for them, more for her though. At least they sounded decent, she sucked. WOW.

I need a moment to rant: God damn, mother fucking son of a bitch! Kris gets to go home to where? Oh yeah, CONWAY ARKANSAS. Jesus fucking christ that's just great. What we all need is to go down the streets of CONWAY ARKANSAS and watch all those losers come out to cheer for him. Trust me on this, there ain't nothin' in CONWAY ARKANSAS but a bunch of assholes and inbred retards. Just another "gift" from Idol. FUCK!

Sucks about Allison getting the boot, but as others have noted, she'll be fine. And if they wanted suspense they would have had Monkeyboy and Allison as the final two, you know something that wasn't a foregone conclusion. Allison went out rocking I'll say that for her. I think her days singing at the furniture store are over. But let's not forget, the grubby paws of Idol producers still have their hooks in her for awhile. You don't get voted off and become a free agent. Idol obligations last long after the show ends. There's at least the tour and until then they can't fart without permission. Daughtry is even smugger than Goatkey, if that's possible. A friend let me borrow his first CD and you can't tell where one song ends and the next begins. It all sounds the same. Kris/Chris is the most forgettable contestant in a while, it's gotta be the cute factor keeping him alive. He's not bad, but I contend Allison was a better singer and performer. And Adam, to me at least, is still an actor playing a part on a musical reality show. I can see watching him perform, but listening to him shriek on a CD? Not so much. And Goatkey has no one left to molest, so Adam and Kris/Chris, sleep on your backs! And Ryan is still a tool, they have time issues but this tool still has to make his beauty queen strut down the stairs EVERY GODDAMN TIME? And Paula was Paula, it was like watching Brittany's Mom perform.

"there ain't nothin' but a bunch of assholes and inbred retards" is exactly the place Gokey is going to this week as well.

And can you give Pauler a VFTW Lifetime Achievement Award or something? Her performance last night was the biggest crap anyone has even taken on the AI stage.