| jackieb |
 Posted: May 13, 2009 - 9:31am |
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Kris me baby! Adam mess. Dannyd him. LOL i'm hashbrowns
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| witshewoman |
| Posted: May 13, 2009 - 9:39am |
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I just checked Zabrasearch and they have updated their voting results. Adam, Kris and Danny with the least votes........
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| witshewoman |
| Posted: May 13, 2009 - 9:48am |
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OOPS Zabasearch
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| tantrum |
| Posted: May 13, 2009 - 9:51am |
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I'm getting tired of hearing Adam shrieking in the middle of ANY song. Just because he can hit high notes does not mean it's pleasing to the ears.
I liked Kris take on Heartless. But seriously, how hard is it to be better than Kanye? His Apologize is just mediocre as he has a very weak voice.
Gokey was just ok with the 2nd song and slightly better than Taylor Hicks (not a big accomplishment). His first song was just terrible.
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| bostonjazz |
| Posted: May 13, 2009 - 10:07am |
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Ok it wasn't just me. That sax player was horrible. I've said it before. Where do they get these substandard musicians? With all the great studio guys in LA these are the best they get. Somebody call Gordon Goodwin quick and get some players.
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| Fax Machine |
| Posted: May 13, 2009 - 1:35pm |
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This is the first time, in a while, I actually set down and watched a whole show of Idol.
I seriously could have smacked Kara into space. How in the hell did all of you listen her all season long? Her comments didn't even make sense. You can't tell someone to do a stupid song and then criticize them for singing the stupid song. Much like Simon said.
It was all just bizarre.
Anyway, it was a pretty boring episode. I'm glad that Kris sang Heartless. It made me go download The Fray's version.
I know none of you will get it, but I really wanted to see Danny sing Disco Duck. Every since one worster had a icon of Danny dancing, I have always thought of Disco Duck.
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| whattheheck |
| Posted: May 13, 2009 - 10:18am |
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No bostonjazz, it wasn't just you. They should have had that horrible Adam backup singer and the sax player thrown out of the building.
They were both horrendous.
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| alknows |
| Posted: May 13, 2009 - 10:26am |
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Wow, that was one hot mess of a show. The judges battling was hilarious, poor Randy can't even pick his own song, has to share with the new kid, and did anyone notice the makeup stain on Simon's shirt after the wrestling match with Paula? Seriously, on the night, I thought Kris was easily the top performer, and I'm not a big fan of his. Goatkey bored the hell out of me, twice, and Adam was just freakin' awful. That second song was just beyond awful actually, WTF were the judges listening to? I can easily see Kris making the final after last night, and wouldn't be shocked if theater boy Adam got the boot. Which would mean the finale wouldn't just blow goats, it would blow goat herds!
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| fancypantsATX |
| Posted: May 13, 2009 - 10:29am |
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I dig your blog. I write one that's just about as snarky...and I'm pissing quite a few people off this week with my dislike for Kris. Though Danny is lame as well.
http://budurl.com/c6kc
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| Panderer |
| Posted: May 13, 2009 - 10:40am |
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For those of you who wasted your money texting votes, here is the script:
This is the same scene as the Taylor/Katharine/Elliott trio.
Kris Allen is Eliiott Yamin, the humble try-harder guy who came into his own at the end.
Danny Gokey is Katharine McPhee, the early-season presumed winner who had some good moments and all along thought he could beat this one "clown" who sang well and had many fans.
Adam Lambert is Taylor Hicks, the over-the-top guy who gathers so much of a fan base he cannot be beaten.
So, tonight Kris gets to shrug, make a monkey-face smile and say "Shucks. Golly. Just to be here with these two is an honor."
Next week is the holy war where delusional Danny thinks "Finally. Just me against Adam. The crown will be mine. Fans will recognize polished vocals over some mawkish cry-screamer."
Buzzer sounds.
Mawkish cry-screamer wins.
Danny has about 12 seconds to insincerely blurt out "Oh. Wow. I'm so happy for Adam. He's great."
Adam goes on to sell about 500,000 copies of his first album. Someone like Allison or Megan Joy sells 1,000,000 copies of a CD and Simon says he "immediately recognized that talent" next season.
There. I've saved you priceless hours of having to watch this crapfest.
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Welcome to the Final Three Week. I can't say that I was all that excited for the "Judges pick a crappy song, Idols pick an even crappier song" themed night. And after experiencing it, I am even less excited to suffer through the 18 hours of the Idol Final next week. Since the judges all but anointed Adam the champion this week any thrills for the Finals have been killed. I'll still watch, hoping for a Tatiana/Normund duet... and some VFTW moments when the Idols get out-sung by their older, more famous and more desperate duet-partners. Simon practically begged us to vote for Adam. But then again, the Idol winners have been a foregone conclusion ever since Clay Aiken nearly uprooted Ruben as the people's champion, no small feat uprooting the Velvet Teddy Bear after inertia sets in.
At least Kara and Paula were off their meds tonight, as they both were mostly incoherent and pandering, in their own ways.
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To start the show Ryan references the Adam Lambert VS. Delusional Girl video. I saw a video online where some chick bum-rushed you. We'll talk about that later."
I saw a video online featuring Gokey that Ryan suspiciously does NOT mention. (Hint: It's on our front page.)
Danny Gokey -- "Dance Little Sister" by The Artist Formerly Known as Terence Trent D'arby.
In the bio video when Gokey gets the word he's being forced to sing this unknown TAFKATTD the local DJ asks him, "How do you feel about singing that?" "I don't know, retorts the razor-wit Danny. After being dealt this doozy of a song I'd be feeling pretty screwed. It was minor hit for Terence, reaching #30 on the charts before most Idol Voting-tards were born. (Thanks Wikipedia.)
I laughed out loud as the opening line of the song is: "Give up the ghost that's haunting you." Nice job song-picking, Paula. It plays right into our VFTW wheel-house by simultaneously reminding the Gokey-Heads about Gokey's dead wife and also boring the living crap out of the rest of us. Gokey is in full-on shout mode from the start, and only lets up to do a vocal scat-sing break down with an awful saxophone player that's even more out of tune than Gokey was.
And his awful non-dancing is always good for a laugh.
GRADE: D -- Not bad enough for VFTW contender-ship.
Second Song: "You Are So Beautiful" as sung by Taylor Hicks doing his Joe Cocker impression.
Gokey the schmaltz king is immediately drawn to the dreariest, hoakiest song available. One bar in and I want to puke. He's so over the top and earnest and wearing tight pants. He's just pandering hard for the old lady vote. Each of the three Finalists know where their bread is buttered and are trying to out Easy Listenin' his opponents.
To give him credit, he found a song that he sounds good on and also reminds us of his dead wife.
Randy is so blown away he goes full 'tard repeating everything in triplets. "You can really, really, really sing" and "Mad, mad, mad vocals."
Paula says the song allowed Gokey to "do your magic to it" as I throw up again.
Simon calls it a "Vocal Master Class" and I throw up a third time, showing my solidarity with Randy.
FINAL GRADE: FAIL -- With the two dismal performances, added to his primal scream from last week, Gokey should be gone. So that means he's a lock for the Final Two.
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Kris Allen -- "Apologize" by One Republic.
From Wikipedia:
"Apologize" is the most legally downloaded song in US digital history with sales of over 4.3 million digital downloads in the US alone." And: "Apologize" was the biggest radio airplay hit in the history of Top 40 radio in North America, racking up 10,331 spins in one week. The song held the number one position for five months..."
I just have to say sometimes it's a blessing to be old and out of touch if it means I never have to hear this dreck again, let alone 10,000 times in one week.
Kris is trying too hard on this tuneless, drippy song. His performance is affected but he's not bad. This is the kind of song the Evil Idol Record Producers would want him to sing. Or rather, they don't give a crap what Kris sings as long as he sells 5 million copies of it.
The fun begins when Kara moans about how Kris played piano and how she really wanted him to play acoustic guitar. Say what? Kara is a big moron for wasting her breath griping over which instrument he should be playing. Simon calls her out on her crap by suggesting that she should've told Kris how she wanted him to sing it. Kara gets pissy and defensive and comes back with "like you've ever arranged a song before." I could almost see her clawing at Simon's eyes. Paula needs to be restrained.
Paula says Kris "hit a bum note, and unfortunately it was really loud." Because it's okay to hit a bum note if it's really quiet. Either way, Paula's an idiot because the song sounded fine to me. Just boring and generic, which isn't Kris' fault.
GRADE: C+
Second Song: "Heartless" a Kanye West song as covered by The Fray. Well played, Mr. Allen.
Of course Allen is playing acoustic guitar on this song, which explains why he didn't do it on Kara's choice. Kris does a good job of re-doing a weepy modern rock version of a badly sung rap song. Kris definitely wins the Reality TV Strategist of 2009 for his gambit. It's always a good thing when the Idol out-sings the original version. Once again Kris Allen crooked-sings like the dickens. He's affected and mumbling, and makes funny strained faces, and he's not bad. My only gripe is how Kris hits the big chorus and yet the song still doesn't go anywhere.
Of course Kara loses her mind, because she wanted Kris to go Jason Mraz acoustic on HER song. But she's a nitwit. At least Kris picked a contemporary hit for two different artists, unlike Gokey who picked a dreary song that was 35 years old.
GRADE: B --- Simon all but declares Kris as the 2009 Runner-up to Adam Lambert, so he did a good job.
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Adam Lambert - "One" by U2.
Adam starts off with the Easy Listening version of the song which was pretty good... but he must've started his Idol Acceptance speech one minute too soon, as he launches into pained shrieks in the second half of the song, and the performance falls apart. He's still miles ahead of Kris and Gokey in terms of stage presence and dramatics, but he was especially shrill on this one.
GRADE: B -- Adam gets to sing the best song of the night, and does both a weepy, dreary ballad AND an over-the-top shriek-fest all in one minute-45 second span.
Second Song: "Cryin'"... One of the "great old songs" by Aerosmith
Oh, yeah, this was Adam throwing down the gauntlet on the Gokester. He said, "bitch, this is how you do Aerosmith right."
Adam finally queens out on the song, with his sneering and prancing, but I think the sheer awfulness of the song overwhelms him. It begins as a bit of a mess with the background singer trying to out-shout Lambert in a completely different key, then Adam takes it from there and screeches and squeals through the rest of the song.
GRADE: C -- Definitely not one of his best, but he gives his fans what they want. And then Simon begs for some more votes. Bonus points for Lambert for going for the humble "Kris and Danny are really talented, anything can happen" line. He's lying, but he sounded earnest saying it.
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And that was that. Three pretty good singers wasting their talents on mostly dreary songs. Yep, that about sums up Idol Season 8 for me.
So, what did you think?
--Chan
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