| Noladoll |
 Posted: May 14, 2009 - 6:47am |
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PC - Hysterical - Love your line about the TiVo cutting off Gokey and probably never hearing his Christian music !
The finale is ultra flat without a chick on stage. The air went out when Megan and Allison left.
I don't understand why AI doesn't have a male idol and a female idol. Just think, we could have double the fun making fun of all of them.
Hope you make it a VFTW cause next season.
p.s Jordin 40 pounds lighter? really? she looked enormous to me. must have missed her peak.
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| ShutUpPaula |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 6:50am |
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"Adam and Kris will both have gold or platinum albums.
But Gokey's eventual album will go Myrrh"
OK, that made coffee come out of my nose...
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| bentspud |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 7:04am |
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"But Gokey's eventual album will go Myrrh"
*falls off chair*
LOL
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| TheUnwanted |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 7:07am |
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Tunmel, regarding your comment about 19 Entertainment capturing Allison and the other top 10 people, the reality is that NONE OF THE TOP 10 were going anywhere in their "careers" without Idol. People who didn't need Idol and had the talent to become a star on their own were asked to perform to boost the ratings, like Lady Gaga and Katy Perry.
Also, on another topic, how about Jorbacca! She looked like she could kick any one of our asses, or join the Dallas Cowboys.
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| dinosorry |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 7:07am |
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okay. why does everyone think that Glambert fans hate Kris? Truthfully, Kris is one of the only contestants we wouldn't mind Adam losing the title to. I think Kris deserves it. Not to mention, a huge portion of Adam fans are also fans of Kradam slash, so ;)
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| stealurmoney |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 7:27am |
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I actually stumbled on this website by accident. I googled dumbass and this website popped up. I mean seriously, what loser has this much time on his hands to spend this much time on uselessness. Do you actually think this site has any impact on any results. I'm going to ask this and I'm being serious. Is this site just a meeting place for idiots. If so I apologize for interrupting your idiotness.
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| rlj1010 |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 7:32am |
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I guess, you're a loser with this much time on his hands, who actually took the time to register an account, and post that.
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| barcode |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 7:35am |
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what loser googles dumbass, and then on the first website that comes up, registers on it in order to post a comment?
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| Zunnoab |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 7:37am |
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I really don't think it's fair to keep bringing up Billie Jean when Gokey said before he performed it and several other songs that they were doing a medley of songs, for fun, of which he did NOT know the lyrics. He also admitted his voice was worn out and sore too. It was all for fun, and not at all meant to be a serious take on Billie Jean. I live in Milwaukee and they showed the entire performance on the news. It was a few songs he was clearly prepared to sing and then they decided to just keep on going for fun until he had to leave for his next destination.
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| XavierBrad |
| Posted: May 14, 2009 - 7:42am |
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Speaking of Caw-Caw Girl, I was baffled by Entertainment Weekly's selection of Season 8's Greatest "hits". Bird Woman's rendition of "Rockin' Robin" was selected. EW Link
Scroll to photo 22 of 25..........THIS is what EW had to say: MEGAN JOY ''Rockin' Robin'' Michael Jackson Night "Yeah, the performance was a little awkward, but endearingly so! All kidding aside, not only did Megan finally find an appropriate showcase for her jazzy, gravelly squawk, she also got herself a catchphrase with that wacky ''Caw! Caw!'' she tacked onto the end of her number."
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How the mighty have fallen. Oh, Idol you fickle bitch. You anointed Gokey the chosen one, raising him up to the heavens and then WHAM! Back to Milwaukee, Four-Eyes.
Our VFTW Pick is gone, only to make us laugh with derision as he gets the inglorious boot. So our Final Two is Adam Glambert-Our-Very-Next-American-Idol-Because-Simon-Said-So versus Kris Allen (who?)
Well, let's get to our Post-Game Analysis -- Random Thoughts Style.
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-- Paula once again shows her professionalism by showing up 7 minutes late to her own show. Basically her one job on the Results Night is to show up and sit down and even that is an iffy process.
-- The Fnord Commerical is a butchering of Matthew Wilder's "Break My Stride." Who is Matthew Wilder you ask? This Guy:http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/matthewwilder.htm
I used to like this song, but now Idol has crapped all over it, and I don't want it back. The commercial is a badiy animated comic-book where our Three Dudes gain super-powers, and it's about as "cool" as Matthew Wilder looks. Gokey's power is stretching his arms. Although, it would've been more appropriate if it was Super Blowing, like Kris did in the commercial and Kara does in real life.
-- Alicia Keys comes out to explain why she's here, to talk about Africa and more begging for money. I would rather hear someone explain why she's NOT singing and instead we get Jordin Sparks (yawn) and Katy (Tone-Deaf) Perry. Anyways, while Alicia was explaining the African charity thing, one of the back-up singers jumped the gun and stepped onto stage. Of course for about a minute I thought it was just Paula going AWOL again.
-- Noah the Rwandan kid has personality and better dance moves than Gokey. Not sure why he's on my TV set, but then Idol had an hour to kill for a 30 second announcement. Gokey. Gone. Two words. Ten Seconds. Oodles of drama. Sometimes simplicity is much better than an hour of crap. But that's Idol.
-- When Paula finally does show up she's dressed like a whore-ish French Maid. Drunk, of course.
-- Gokey goes home to Milwaukee. I like these "Go back to the village where the Idols were born" shows. It's always impressive to see 30,000 people show up on a weekday to watch soon-to-be-former cast members from a National Karaoke Contest. And it's always funny to watch the tweenage girls freak out over a schlubby dude with a glasses fetish. In particular we get a weird tracking shot of a girl with red plaid pants and feathered boa who is CRUSHED when she can't run down Gokey's limo T-1000 style.
-- They still didn't show us where Gokey botches Billie Jean. Luckily we have the video.
-- Kris Allen tells us that he got free cheese dip for life at some Arkansas eatery named Stobie's. How poetic.
-- I appreciated how Kris thanked the 20,000 people that showed up in Conway, Arkansas. He should thank his fans, they're the ONLY reason Kris is in the Finals, no thanks to Idol Producers who gave him zero face time during auditions and Hollywood, then threw him under the bus last week.
-- Jordin Sparks emerges from a cloud of green smoke, looking another 40 pounds lighter than when we saw her before. She's almost attractive now, but she still can't sing. Her new song is boring and repetitive. Still slightly better than most Idol dreck. Fast-Forward.
-- Adam Glambert is from San Diego, apparently. Did they mention this before? We're blessed with shots of 10 year old girls and 50 year old women losing their shit. Shame on you San Diego, I thought you were above that sort of a shameless display. We also get to see Glambert getting attacked by Delusional Girl in a Green Bra, and even more frighteningly, by a 70 year old Woman who tries to stick her head through the CLOSED car window, also T-1000 style.
-- I loved Adam's sneer as he's driving away in the limo. That was pimp-style.
-- Hey it's Ca-Caw Girl in the audience, and that other tiny girl. And the Indian-American guy is there, too. Forgot all of their names. Ah, former Idol contestants from THIS season, you are SOOO memorable.
-- Katy Perry comes out wearing an ill-fitting Elvis unitard and she butchers an already terrible song about Las Vegas. How many money/Vegas metaphors can they sneak into one song? About a million by my count.
-- Kris is sent to the couch of safety first as I cheer. I love an underdog, especially when Idol has spent so little time and effort promoting him. How many times did Adam get the pimp slot this season? I have to imagine Kris gets to go second next week.
--Gokey is gone. And my TiVo cuts him off halfway through his first line of his crappy song. Good Boy, TiVo. Well done. You get a cookie. Now if Gokey finds his niche singing Adult Contemporary Christian music there is a very strong chance that I'll never hear him sing ever again. Well, except to laugh at him one more time when he comes back next season to pimp his Easy Listening-Gospel album. Despite the sheer volume of jokes Gokey gave me this season I don't hate the guy, and I wish him good luck in his singing career.
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I'd say that was a pretty entertaining show. Next week looks like a foregone conclusion, but there should be plenty of VFTW moments to be enjoy. There always are.
Here's a philosophical question for you to ponder... Is it ironic or just coincidental that Gokey goes home in third place like his Favorite Artist Elliott Yamin?
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